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Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young / Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! / Oya Swear If.............. (2) (3) (4)

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Oya Swear... by Lovebond34(m): 3:03pm On May 30, 2015
SAY THE TRUTH

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? lolz
Re: Oya Swear... by bishop4APC: 3:33pm On May 30, 2015
Crazy dude.
Re: Oya Swear... by 9iceEze: 4:14pm On May 30, 2015
Guy e b lyk say u dey pip me wen i dey do ol dis ply hahahahahahaha dos days funny oooo use our legs build hous go catch grashopper encage dem insid d hous we mould. It ws ful of funs fof
Re: Oya Swear... by Lovebond34(m): 5:07pm On May 30, 2015
9iceEze:
Guy e b lyk say u dey pip me wen i dey do ol dis ply hahahahahahaha dos days funny oooo use our legs build hous go catch grashopper encage dem insid d hous we mould. It ws ful of funs fof
lolz eze ma man longtym ...grin
Re: Oya Swear... by 9iceEze: 10:04pm On May 30, 2015
Lovebond34:
lolz eze ma man longtym ...grin
i full ground ntin do nd u lngesttym

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