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Terrible Insults by jpj(m): 12:25pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead. If you had another brain, it would be lonely. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. There is no vaccine against stupidity. I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot. If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards. You've got an IQ of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together. Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar. Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs. You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. |
Re: Terrible Insults by clemcykul(f): 10:28am On Feb 19, 2009 |
is this a poem or a joke? |
Re: Terrible Insults by Ben13: 10:31am On Feb 19, 2009 |
still thinking |
Re: Terrible Insults by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Feb 19, 2009 |
@poster now i geddit very terrible insults indeed |
Re: Terrible Insults by jpj(m): 11:47am On Feb 19, 2009 |
Thanks for getting it, it is not a peom or a joke but a some terrible insults that are funny when applied, Keep reading and enjoying my jokes, even if they are dry abeg manage am na small small, |
Re: Terrible Insults by Ben13: 11:57am On Feb 19, 2009 |
but try making them all in one thread |
Re: Terrible Insults by tytylayor: 12:12pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
this is seriously a some terrible insults, pls clem dnt use these on ur darling o, me i cnt shout o |
Re: Terrible Insults by Moyola(f): 12:16pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
hehe!! |
Re: Terrible Insults by jpj(m): 12:26pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
If u make use of it, it is at your own risk, |
Re: Terrible Insults by Nobody: 4:28pm On May 31, 2019 |
Such concept, many layout, so nice |
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