Pretoria – President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be
the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV.
From now on every person who gets tested and found to
be HIV positive would not just get counselling and
medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a
tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by
the president.
“The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I
mean if you can’t read between the lines you should
read between the legs because that’s where the status
would be tatted. The choice to be HIV positive is now in
your hands or your genitals for that matter….We also
encourage those who had been living with the virus to
go to the nearest public hospitals to get their status
tatted in”. Said Jacob Zuma after signing the bill and
drinking his ARV’s.
President Zuma volunteered to be the first South African
citizen to get his status tatted near his genitals and he
also announced that the first 10 million people(who
already tested positive) to volunteer to have their HIV
statuses tatted on their genitals would be given a R50
000 funeral expense voucher.
Below is an examples of HIV positive tattoo.
In a country where almost every sexual active person is
more likely to be HIV positive hopefully this would help.


Source: www.satirenews.co.za/blog/2015/01/25/law-passed-all-hiv-positive-people-would-be-marked-near-their-genitals/

Hmmm

OP cant you shave?

No be small thing..
Well thats a good one.

You should honestly think carefully about the “satire” that you publish. This story has now been picked up by several so-called “news” organisations and is being reported as straight-up news.

South Africa’s reputation is already damaged because of xenophobia and this is being reported in the context of what a terrible country South Africa is. In fact, South Africa have one of the world’s best AIDS responses, and Jacob Zuma’s administration has been responsible for the saving of many, many lives and hundreds of thousands of babies born free of HIV thanks to strong programmes.

I understand the role that satire plays in society and I, like most, like to laugh along, but I think you have crossed the line.

Big lie...

B

what if the pubic hair grows and cover it??

what if the pubic hair grows and cover it??

Emeskhalifa:
B

B is for B1atch
Curiosity kills the cat but also know that the cat was just doing its job

Ask me a serious question pls

SuperSuave:
what if the pubic hair grows and cover it??

That conji demon must surrender, when e see the mark.

Dats great o....unlike our dear country where people are been discriminated.some even think its a death sentence......great move zuma

Is Zuma HIV+?

koboko69:
OP cant you shave?

hahahahha beside the guy shave na