DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets,
it is very important that l also declare mine
too and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirt.
3. 1 jalamia cloth
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes.
6. Many of note books and text books .
7. Half bag of pure water.
8. One keg of rain water.
9. One skin light cream
10. Two GSM (1 Techno & 1 Nokia)
11. One small generator.
12. Six lace
13. 3pots and one kettle.
14. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
15. One rechargeable lantern.
16. One stove.
17. One gallon for buying kerosine.
18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam.
19. -200 naira debit card.
20.No Girl friend.?
21. #10 @ GTbank and #576 @UBA and #754 @
first bank
22. One Panasonic T.V with PS2.and GOtv
Plus plenty polo.
Pls, all good Nigerains should pls do this for
transparency sake.

Thanks for making me laugh this morning

jeffizy:
You didn't declare your toothbrush.
Abi na chewing stick every morning?

na water n salt I dey take to cleanse my mouth

Op check again,I think u left somethings out

PMB has declared his asset but I know Code of Conduct Bureau are still estimating his worth. As soon as that is done, I am very sure PMB would mandate CCB to make it public.

I just hope relevant law would be amended such that upon declaration of asset at whatever level of the public servant, CCB would be empowered to make it public even if the individual likes it or not.

As for the OP, you poor die . I just hope you won't use a trusted family member to launder money and return to it when you leave public office? This another aspect that would be difficult to investigate.

lol, u still owe mtn money? should i declare mine?


3 jeans, and 2 chinos

6 t shirts

5 shirts plus d one in my dp *grin*

4 polo

i still have 12 cups of rice left, i bag of semo, 6 cups of beans,

my uba act bal is 500 naira, Zenith bank is 700.

1 hp laptop that heats up to boiling point anytime i play fifa on it..

one tecno phone,

1 stove,

wat remain sef, oh , 6 boxers, (clean oo)

omo being broke is bad oo

1 jean jacket, 3 sneakers and one toms

i still have 1gb data left from glo, is that an asset too? ..

before u call me poor, im a jambite oo

You didn't declare your 10mb data subscription and your 2gb data gotten by Tweaking your Imei

vickerz:
lol, u still owe mtn money? should i declare mine?

declare urs n let's c

nerodenero:
PMB has declared his asset but I know Code of Conduct Bureau are still estimating his worth. As soon as that is done, I am very sure PMB would mandate CCB to make it public.

I just hope relevant law would be amended such that upon declaration of asset at whatever level of the public servant, CCB would be empowered to make it public even if the individual likes it or not.

As for the OP, you poor die . I just hope you won't use a trusted family member to launder money and return to it when you leave public office? This another aspect that would be difficult to investigate.

don't worry, change will start 4rm me n ma families

The Op didn't declare how many cups of rice and GARRI are in his possession.
We'll have to form a committee to look into this matter.

being a patriot, i think it is worth following suit,,
5 trousers
1 camo short which i knw my beating ceremony day go soon come
about 10 shirts and 4polos
1 Nokia and 1 tecno
1 unrepaired hp laptop
carpet and centre rug
#200 sterlin and #300 in gtbank #500 in my wallet includin 2 condoms for emergency
4 packs of condoms under my carpet for me and my friends
2 sunshine hair freshers
1 lg hangin tv
no bed yet
5boxers
plenty textbooks and notebooks
my engineering tools (spanners pliers scewdrivers etc)
2 cover shoes
1 headset
and dat's all what i have for now.thank u

Atk01:
The Op didn't declare how many cups of rice and GARRI are in his possession.
We'll have to form a committee to look into this matter.

You mean he should be probed

I could have declared mine but Mercy my love will beat me.