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| Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by Odeku(m): 2:12pm On Oct 19, 2005 |
Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff. God said to them that since they had been such great outstanding citizens of earth that they would be given one chance to become anything that they desired. The first man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an eagle." Instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset. The second man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an owl." Instantly he was changed into an owl and soared off into the sunset. The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock, and shouted, "Oh shit |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by hotangel2(f): 6:59am On Oct 22, 2005 |
stupid man.  |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by PaypalGod(m): 8:48am On Oct 22, 2005 |
I wonder what he would turn to if he had said Bleep!!! Any suggestions?  |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by Odeku(m): 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2005 |
a QUER a gay a PUNK i will suppose |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by PaypalGod(m): 6:29am On Oct 23, 2005 |
How about SHIT!!! |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by Maneater1(f): 10:43am On Jan 23, 2007 |
QUER a gay a PUNK i will suppose @ odeku thats so mean  |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by beemex(m): 5:37pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
I honestly can believe that there are people still laughing to stale jokes like this! Where have u guys been all these years? I first heard this joke when i was in SS2 which was in 1993. NA WA O!!! |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by lysaa(f): 6:23pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
oh ShIT!  |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by clemcykul(f): 9:59am On Jul 25, 2008 |
he will be a shit head |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by MrInfo1(m): 12:32pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
Holy shit  |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by akinsadeez(m): 12:58pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
I honestly can believe that there are people still laughing to stale jokes like this! Where have u guys been all these years? I first heard this joke when i was in SS2 which was in 1993. NA WA O!!! Guy,take it easy now,some jokes mite be stale but still funny. |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by lexicon(m): 1:13pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
Stale but funny, very funny ,  |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by Anonymous2(m): 10:30am On Jul 26, 2008 |
shit shyt shyte |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by clemcykul(f): 1:56pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
shit is good for the body. shit happens and wen it happens it keeps u healthy |
| Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by MrInfo1(m): 6:30pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
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