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Igbo Men With There Smartness by starlight101(m): 3:01pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country (Kenya). The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwa m na m'enwela m nsogbu taa taa. Abu m nwafo Mbaise . Nwanne biri kam mbiri. They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by DeHero1: 3:09pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Do u expect me to laugh over what I don't understand? |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by kolatobs(m): 3:23pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by THUNDER4real(m): 3:24pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
LOLZ... |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by Eniqurl(f): 5:15pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Lolz. |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by mstik(f): 5:17pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Only Igbo people will understand this. Lmao |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by NazzyE: 5:23pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
we Igbos no dey carry last |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by somcherry(f): 8:04am On Jun 19, 2015 |
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by bolington(m): 8:42am On Jun 19, 2015 |
u try sha, for the editing, d original joke its a yoruba guy. No come begin praise igbos for here. Lol (raises eyebrow) |
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