1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol


2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na burn fire Lol!


3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how
to vomit.


4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you "you don
wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.


5. You see woman wey born new
pikin u ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...


6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...


7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*


8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...


9. I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with
Osuofia...


10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band
mixed with thread.


As it stands now, abeg i need to
ask u one question, no vex abeg.
Shey na Nairaland I post this thing so?
And add urs

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