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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by chaxking(m): 9:41pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
mrsefan:Lool crazy gal |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
JoeCutie: With that your big nose? Yes na abi will you tell me yourself if I ask? |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Johnnoo(m): 9:43pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Adeoba10:
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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by chimax1(m): 9:43pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Hmm..ur village witches at work o |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by AREWAINC(m): 9:46pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
No be ordinary rat be that...... Na rat from both ma mama & papa house hold....the come share am 3+3=6...... Holy Ghost fire........... Consume them.... With Petrol... Abeg no finish the petrol... If na Ten liter use 2...... Give me the remaining 8 liters...... Have you heard of #Arewahairinc....... the only place where you can get good weave-on at a cheaper rate.... well you can like our FB page..... to see more pic of the collections we have in stock....... Fb.com/ arewahairinc call now to make your order....080748 54328 or Bbm pin 292DA7FC |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by UjSizzle(f): 9:46pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
5th Rat ni. My billion dollars can always pay to have my certificates reproduced and replace my bible (which might be unnecessary because I keep multiple bibles). |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 9:47pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
treasuremabel:Yeah, I would. I don't hide my age. Okay, I'm 30. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
JoeCutie: Iffa hear, try again |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Omotayor123(f): 9:53pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
mrsefan:shooo.... forgiveness for rats Especially the ones wey wan destroy your destiny... Pastors sef dey talk say " Oluwa, Gbogun ti awon to n gbe Ogun ti mi... |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
treasuremabel:Of course. Thanks. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Omotayor123(f): 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Tapout:that's when you know your village people are at work |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by justmenoni: 10:04pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
same Dream??then u are on a really long thing cos it automatically mean your standard is high than what we hv in naija quote author=Lacomus post=34973606]LOL you no well, maybe we have the same dream.[/quote] |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by justmenoni: 10:05pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
AIRFORCE1 BABA....when is the full album coming out ooo... ;Don't tell me it's gonna be one track per decade ? Airforce1: |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
justmenoni:mehn I don't understand yu oo |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
JoeCutie: See you behind the scenes Am curious n I know it won't kill me like it killed the cat |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by chronique(m): 10:11pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
The 5th rat. The others can continue to flex. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Amazo: 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
GentleNaaz: If just one individual has all these happening to only him/her at the same time, then the fellow better just kill him/herself |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by digitsolution: 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Number 5 is going to be so so dead. Can easily buy a new bible and an affidavit will take care of the documents. 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by friends4ever(m): 10:17pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
I will kill the one eating up my Bible, and plead the blood of Jesus and holy ghost fire on the rest of the rats and they will surely die. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Saharablavi(f): 10:19pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
:oI will run away B4 the rat eat me join 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
The 5th one has to go immediately |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 10:22pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
treasuremabel:It might. I'd drop that quest if I were you. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Simeony007(m): 10:23pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
i'll just kill myself instead cos i wan start |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
That 5th rat is so dead..after I make my billions, I don't need the other stuff wetin consign Buhari with WAEC and I can always buy a new Bible |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by harjorlarh(m): 10:28pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
kill them....no I won't do that...I will just chase them...cause d 1s they are eating are photocopied..... d originals are in d bank...where I kept them |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Tapout(m): 10:37pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Tapout: Because dem send them nah |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by babzlim(m): 10:42pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Lets be sincere, i tink i will kill d one eating my Bsc and Bible, those two are the once dat actually got me the rest. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by pomsky: 10:48pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
GentleNaaz: [size=14pt].....i will kill in this order: 5; 4; 1; 2; 3; 6 No.5 because with multibillions in my hand, i can replace all the others. [/size]. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by daresimon(m): 10:50pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Lesson learnt Always put rat catcher/poison/ jule lasan around ur credentials. |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Emyogalanya: 10:51pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Na multi bill doll me see use ur eye drops next time well death of the 5th rat nullifies and diminishes the value of the other cert as in you may not really need them once the fifth rat is dead except you want dey answer sir, sir, forever na the cert go come dey look for you dammytosh: |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Richy4(m): 11:03pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Adeoba10: You have made my day by this funny answer this early morning already. |
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