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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by oba2flex(m): 7:24pm On Jun 20, 2015
bobcharly:
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Bible.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by cyprus000: 7:24pm On Jun 20, 2015
Karleb:
The fifth rat is deadly dead! angry
[size=13pt] Na you sabi pass.
Business first.
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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by ALISMILE(m): 7:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
D 5th
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Seunpaul01(m): 7:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
The fifth rat eating my visa to become a billionaire.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
Just shout, and all of dem go clear comot! grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by lexking10(m): 7:26pm On Jun 20, 2015
bestestgirl:
Mhen even before I finished reading the post, the 5th rat was already dead!!! You see as a multi-billionaire, both my Alma-mater and NYSC will be the ones to come and offer me fresh certificates plus even honorary PhD. The Bible is not even an issue, e no go pass 3000, NGN. Land and House can be processed again while dedicating newer houses sef. Marriage certificate...Mtchew, FSLC is even more important than that one
about marriage certificate, hahahahahahahahahaha angry
bestestgirl:
Mhen even before I finished reading the post, the 5th rat was already dead!!! You see as a multi-billionaire, both my Alma-mater and NYSC will be the ones to come and offer me fresh certificates plus even honorary PhD. The Bible is not even an issue, e no go pass 3000, NGN. Land and House can be processed again while dedicating newer houses sef. Marriage certificate...Mtchew, FSLC is even more important than that one
about marriage certificate, hahahahahahahahahaha
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
That 3rd rat is damn lucky grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by buoye1(m): 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
i go start with no5....dem swear foraam?
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kentc3: 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
Guy, See as i dy laugh dy cry because of you!! Lol.....Very Funny Comment Indeed
Tapout:
but why will rats be eating all my important documents at the same time? undecided

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by sandrahnaub(f): 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
5th 1 ooooooo
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nuella222(f): 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
missbehave247:
shocked shocked ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"
Na only dis small space u c? grin grin grin grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by onadana: 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
coolYou don't need to kill any,just chase them away.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by czarr(m): 7:28pm On Jun 20, 2015
I go catch the fifth rat,torture am,thunder wan fire am? I go carry am go dash anatomy students, im papa dere loool. na millions im dey use as food abi? fucck my bsc joor
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Jun 20, 2015
the 5th rat.... the multi-million naira contract only lasts for a period of time before it expires.

the others can be replaced...
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Lincoln275(m): 7:29pm On Jun 20, 2015
i will stop dreaming and wake up
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Achilies(m): 7:30pm On Jun 20, 2015
I won't kill any of the rat.
I will just jeje travel to my village and assassinate all the old people there.
Because na them send the rats

Haba 6 rats for only me?
God punish Satan

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by rottennaija(m): 7:31pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?
Be sincere........ .You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, and why?

I for just wake up from sleep, which kind rough dream(play) the be that undecided
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jun 20, 2015
Let's me frank, the bible is the only one of those items that can be replaced easily without any hassle so... go figure tongue
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by DONADAMS(m): 7:33pm On Jun 20, 2015
d 5th rat,it's spirit,ghost nd evrytin are all dead!!!

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by tempest01(m): 7:33pm On Jun 20, 2015
5th rat ! YOUR OWN DON FINISH!

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Caracta(f): 7:33pm On Jun 20, 2015
adexsimply:
Oh my gawd... I'm rolling on the floor right now grin

That's a lie. tongue
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Kuthum24(m): 7:34pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will set the house on fire so that all the right will die.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by thankgod18(m): 7:34pm On Jun 20, 2015
Kill d 5th rat

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kirony(f): 7:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill the fifth rat cos with the money I get from the contract I can get my certificates back
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Kuthum24(m): 7:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will set the house on fire so that all the rats will die.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Gwan2(m): 7:36pm On Jun 20, 2015
I go juz waka gently cary my fone....set d camera n mak sure it capture all d rats eatin my certs...... I go com call my neighbor mak e pose wer i go Snap him n d rats......I go run go court mak dem attest on d mishap.
Afterwards i go dey go any interview,test or job wey involved 1st class students wit distinction in all Å level subjects.
.
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Blessin in disguise noni
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Ayima: 7:36pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill the first because i know how i suffered to get a bsc beside all other documents can be gotten through appropriate applications.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jun 20, 2015
Kill the fifth one.
Buy new holy book
Apply for those other certificate or do so court ish.. when I get back
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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by animalz: 7:38pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?


SONS OF AN ANIMAL

WETI I WON USE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE FOR undecided


NO BE TO MARRY PERSON KEEP FOR YOUR HOUSE, SEXX, FOOD AND PINKIN. THAT'S ALL.


RAT CAN CHOP THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by senbash(m): 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2015
5th

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