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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Airforce1(m): 8:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
justmenoni:
Are you in anyway related to airforce1





We are not related
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by jtjohn(m): 8:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill dem all at d same time...................
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by yinkarh187(m): 8:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
MrCork:



..PLEASE MOVE YOR RAT WAHALA TO JOKE SECTION JOR....romance section is for chasin chicks!! angry

Cc Ishilove
I thought you don't do black chics
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by dahood11: 8:44pm On Jun 20, 2015
I swear am killing the 5th rat 1st. Others can continue
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jun 20, 2015
justmenoni:
Are you in anyway related to airforce1



LOL you no well, maybe we have the same dream.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Airforce1(m): 8:46pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lacomus:
LOL you no well, maybe we have the same dream.

Lol
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by hansad: 8:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?
I shall kill all of them first.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by AdeniyiA(m): 8:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?
Be sincere........ .You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, and why?
unless the rats be winch, they should disappear at my presence
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by M4gunners: 8:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill all instantly apart from the one eating my marriage certificate. I can remarry anything time without time wasted.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by lovepraise(f): 8:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
I go pray ask GOD for wat to do lol
Op u don really make me laugh alot
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Maximus85(m): 8:57pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

The 1st
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 20, 2015
JoeCutie:
Okay, you said I should be sincere, right? Well the truth is that I don't have any of these...yet. Except for Bible.

So in reality, I'd kill the one eating my Bible. smiley
errm how old are u pls?
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by xabi148(m): 9:02pm On Jun 20, 2015
To be honest I will kill the fifth rat wen I get d million dollars I will buy more bibles and I think that is what 70percent pple will do
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Agbele1(m): 9:03pm On Jun 20, 2015
Your joke is too costly.I will kill anyone i can easily lay my hands on and while doing that,i believe others will flee for their life. angry
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by niceguy7(m): 9:06pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?
According to the flesh......killing the first rat
Then the 5th rat......




BIBLE SHOULD BE FIRST..........pls God hv mercy on us.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by raphoo(m): 9:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will go on rescue mission first, after that i will now started killing by descending order. nub6,5.... Cos all d document are very important to my life
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nosky4life: 9:17pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill all with 1 stone insha allah
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by crackhouse(m): 9:20pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
that's a child of God talking.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by FemiFaniKayode: 9:20pm On Jun 20, 2015
i no get rat for house!!!!
all na nightmare just wake up
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by missbehave247(m): 9:21pm On Jun 20, 2015
ogbon
neejay1986:

o gbadun.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by mohat122(m): 9:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
[quote/I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood[/quote] then u re sick
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
crackhouse:
that's a child of God talking.
thanks I'm a slave of God
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by jeje123(m): 9:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?
The one eating my visa cos wit money all things are partially possible!
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nazeeboy(m): 9:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
I swear na d 5th rat I go kill. All other certificates I fit do an affidavit for them but multibillion dollar project? That one no be joke oooo cheesy
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 9:30pm On Jun 20, 2015
slyfoxxjoe:
errm how old are u pls?
I'm 32. Next question, please. smiley

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by charlesucheh(m): 9:31pm On Jun 20, 2015
I'll treat the 5th rat like this.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
JoeCutie:
I'm 32. Next question, please. smiley

I smell lies grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?


I'll kill the 5th rat first then move on to the 4th rat , the rest I'll probably just ignore them
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kenoz(m): 9:36pm On Jun 20, 2015
I'll kill the 5th rat first
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by hmd4all(m): 9:38pm On Jun 20, 2015
Na only me Waka cum nw..... y b say na everything wey dey important to me dey hungry dem. I no offend anybody nw.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 9:39pm On Jun 20, 2015
treasuremabel:


I smell lies grin
With that your small nose? I smell amebo. grin

Did you send that guy to come and ask me such an irritating question?

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
JoeCutie:
I'm 32. Next question, please. smiley

I smell lies grin tongue

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