DanceVille:
ROTFLWKM

When you gave birth to a stubborn kid and he refuses to stay home...
House Arrest!!!

A word for this kid's parent please!

VickyRotex:

lmao!!! This got me rotfl.
Honestly, it's not nice atall

Starships4u:
What a man sows that shall he also reap!!!seen a woman tie the son to a tree before

MrDoGood:

And it's good to know you're one of them.

BraniacX:


You don't sleep do you?

Circumstances are not excuses, circumstances make us who we are, they determine the tools you get to work with e.g time, finances, interests, temperament, people and as such you can't call them excuses, they don't just influence, they determine every decision we make

chimkaire:
most posters do not realize, it is saddening

VickyRotex:


I don't

You know what? We're saying same thing. Circumstances shouldnt determine every decision we make. That's just what I'm saying. We're humans, we can always make out ways if we want to.

Good Morning!

DanceVille:
ROTFLWKM
When you gave birth to a stubborn kid and he refuses to stay home... House Arrest!!!
A word for this kid's parent please!

BraniacX:

Alright then, you win!! (A gentleman should let a lady win anyways)
Just come and have my baby asap
Have a nice day

VickyRotex:


Gentleman? Hahaha Stop faking it.

Go get a surrogate mother to do that.

Have a nice day too.

BraniacX:


Disbelief i get is an innate self defence mechanism for women when it comes to men and I get that, but truly i am a gentleman though i try very hard not to look and act it so well.........., um,,,,,,,,, you can call me a gentleman on demand and am as gentle, thoughtful, mean, mischievous and so on as an occasion demands

I might want but definitely don't need a baby mama, rather, i need my baby's mother who'll also play mother to me too so i can pretend to be a kid again and a weetle birdie is telling me in ma head that you're milli-inch purrrfect
So you see, surrogate doesn't quite cut it for me especially when the suggestion is coming from you

VickyRotex:

Hmmmm!!! I see!
Remind me again, what's the title of that movie?
Nollywood or Hollywood?

BraniacX:


Regale me

When did I start acting??

VickyRotex:

BraniacX:


That's too many emo's in a single short whatever

Typical

Girls and the need to confuse a guy

SMH

VickyRotex:

Huh? I'm not one of those girls
Those emo's gave answers to your question

BraniacX:


Okay english pls

I officially fess to not being smart enough to decode your cypher

VickyRotex:


Okay English

: Smile

: Like, see question!

: Closed mouth

*I Thought for a while*

: inconclusive/I wouldn't know when you started acting.


Besides, you asked me to regale you, and I did just that.

BraniacX:


All that in emo's ? Seriously? Do you have a copy of that book "understanding girls without running mad?" well, 'nof of that


And on my proposal?

VickyRotex:


Yea! Remind me, the Author of that book is BraniacX right?

Sup with your proposal?

BraniacX:


I never claimed to be alex hitchens or will smith so why would I author any book requiring in depth and profound knowledge of girls when am in need of sage advice myself??

Proposal ------> be my baby mama and my pseudo mama

VickyRotex:

I wonder why girls give guys so much Headache.
Well, Proposal <------- NAH!!!