sucezTP:



This is really cool.

Lol....thanks

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Tooked

Swagk101:
I will purposely fart & ask 'did u feel that'? The rest is Kpekus cruising

hahaha...in the awkward process yhu wanna fart then yhu sheet the rest na history

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

Carry on with your freedom of speech.... Lol

PrettySpicey:
Parading in my birthday suit causing Oga to ask 'won't you put on some clothes sef'... and the rest is a lovely history

Women!!!

spencekat:
In the first place,is it the best way to handle marital quarrel?.Remember, the officiating minister at the wedding ceremony will always say to the newly wedded couple,don't allow the third party to interfer and I believe it's the best approach.Moreover,do you think there are exceptions?.

dont allow any third party to interfere, and do you know what type of business the officiating minister is trying to say? He my own opinion and which is kind of evident, he mean your wife is your wife and no one else and your husband is your husband and no one else, so no extra marital must exist in the relationship, and the mother of father in-law will always hammer this statement to the groom or bride that whenever any misunderstanding exist btw them, they should always bring their there matters to them for them not to engage in any physical combat, i guess you can understand what i mean earlier?

Mine is, instead of apologising to me, he'll simply wrap his arms arnd my waist, kissing my neck and whispering all sorts of sweet nothings and pet names to my ears, it kinda irritate me though, bt wit time, i'll just forget everything and d rest becomes history...........

iceflow14:

hahaha...in the awkward process yhu wanna fart then yhu sheet the rest na history

Lol.. Dats some f up shii mehn

no be lie

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

Bia my friend you have made a grammatical error don't try to cover up your mess as if it was done intentionally, go back and visit your brighter grammar textbook, that's what happens when one fails to give a constructive criticism on an issue but decides to use offensive language due to inability to express oneself.

nkemdi89:

Bia my friend you have made a grammatical error don't try to cover up your mess as if it was done intentionally, go back and visit your brighter grammar textbook, that's what happens when one fails to give a constructive criticism on an issue but decides to use offensive language due to inability to express oneself.

I doesn't care what you said

I vote Agarawu23

Cc: "NLjega"

blacq2009:
_Kinglekan!

Yes!

Mercyblack:

ati took tooked tooking tooken taked wat differences Idea needed oo jare... gbagaun of destiny

babe I like your sunshade?

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

Haha. Crazily Funny

lovinhubby2wife:
All these are for the newlyweds. When you see better quarrel none of these tactics go work lai.

dat na just d real truth , if u jam beta quarel u go say d rest na mystery

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

. you are so hilarious,I guess this is just a comic because if it isn't,then you are the best illiterate and the most ignorant person here.

His younger brothers are married too.

BornnAgainChild:


Nice Husby u gat there pls does he have a younger bro

FynBabe:

His younger brothers are married too.

Ye kpa what of his cousins and nephews nko

HeartRobber:




You no see him name? "funlord"





Make I go back to bed




Snoring*

Okkk....snore to heaven

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

i rest ma case

kinglekan:
Yes!

Where have you been, man?

blacq2009:
Where have you been, man?

Around oooo!!

kinglekan:
Around oooo!!

Like seriously? Hope the going is fine

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

Lolz

U read my mind

blacq2009:

Like seriously? Hope the going is fine

Yes boss!! You know most times I prefer hanging out in the derailers paradise (romance section).

Going is fine oo. Nd urs?

How comes no one had mentioned the MayWeather approach?

kinglekan:


Yes boss!! You know most times I prefer hanging out in the derailers paradise (romance section).

Going is fine oo. Nd urs?

Haha! Derailers paradise ko. (in notoriousbaby's voice now) "That's why we MIX you here na so"

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

hmmm! it doesn't take time before it becomes hard bro/sis.

blacq2009:

Haha! Derailers paradise ko. (in notoriousbaby's voice now) "That's why we MIX you here na so"