op d last one got me laffin kudos 2u

Lol

laurenjones:
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

Then your spouse needs to be pitied.

Loosen up Sir. Life is sweet, if you make it so.

sonofananimal:


RUBBISH TO THE HIGHEST ORDER

NA WITH QUARREL THEM DEY USE TAKE SETTLE QUARREL,
IF YOU NO BEAT SHITTE COMOT OUT OF ANY WOMAN BODY, YOU NEVER SETTLE QUARREL, YOU JUST ONLY POSTPONE THE QUARREL STILL FURTHER NOTICE.


THOSE YOUR LIST NA FOR FOREIGN GIRLS.




YOU HAVE TO TREAT A TYPICAL BLACK NAIJA WOMEN LIKE A TYPICAL AFRICA ANIMALS.

. Am sorry to say dis, u are a MAD man

titipeters:
. Am sorry to say dis, u are a MAD man

HAVE YOU SEEN A REAL MAD MAN

I AM IN MY GOOD MOOD NOW, PLS NO INSULT

sonofananimal:


RUBBISH TO THE HIGHEST ORDER

NA WITH QUARREL THEM DEY USE TAKE SETTLE QUARREL,
IF YOU NO BEAT SHITTE COMOT OUT OF ANY WOMAN BODY, YOU NEVER SETTLE QUARREL, YOU JUST ONLY POSTPONE THE QUARREL STILL FURTHER NOTICE.


THOSE YOUR LIST NA FOR FOREIGN GIRLS.




YOU HAVE TO TREAT A TYPICAL BLACK NAIJA WOMEN LIKE A TYPICAL AFRICA ANIMALS.

Ode!

Oponu!

Yaba left patient

Insidous:


Ode!

Oponu!

Yaba left patient

YOU AGAIN,

MY MOONLIGHT, NOW IS TIME YOU START CALLING ME DARLING NOT ODE


YOU MOST HAVE FORGET THAT WE WERE ONCE IN YABA LEFT MENTAL HOSPITAL. THAT'S WERE I MEET YOU BACK THEM.

YOU LOOK LOVELY NOW

sonofananimal:


YOU AGAIN,

MY MOONLIGHT, NOW IS TIME YOU START CALLING ME DARLING NOT ODE


YOU MOST HAVE FORGET THAT WE WERE ONCE IN YABA LEFT MENTAL HOSPITAL. THAT'S WERE I MEET YOU BACK THEM.

YOU LOOK LOVELY NOW

E wa gba mi ni

No no ipada were ati asinwin

Ode oshi!

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't know why you peoples doesn't like to mind your businesses on nairaland,I comes here to read,learn and get educate,but you peoples that are illiteracy will never leaves me alone to concentrate,you are always disturbs me. What is wrong in what I wroted that all of you are making noises?is tooked not the past tense of take,for example:take taker tooked. So what is the big deals?that is why most timeses I doesn't like to comment on any issues people always raises here,because anything I wroted you peoples must comments,I doesn't likes it pls,seun and moderator pls I needs your protections here for me to use my write of freedom of speech. Finally I will advice you people to google and check if the tooked I wroted was not correct. Bunch of illiteracy peoples that are not education and doesn't knows murdern english of the 21st century. Mtcheeeeeew raise to power 10 to all of you.

LOLZZZ, I SWEAR I LOVE YOUR BRAIN, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME (SON OF ALL ANIMALS) KEEP IT GOING MY DEAR

Insidous:


E wa gba mi ni

No no ipada were ati asinwin

Ode oshi!

BABE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YORUBA THAT MUCH, BUT I WILL TAKE IT AS YES.


YOU DO LOVE ME

sonofananimal:


LOLZZZ, I SWEAR I LOVE YOUR BRAIN, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME (SON OF ALL ANIMALS) KEEP IT GOING MY DEAR

leaves me jo

notoriousbabe:
leaves me jo

HMMMM, I WON'T FOR NOW

smallpeepee:

What?

JoeCutie:
See, do not be misled by the name oh. Do not judge a book by it's name. Don't try me oh, cos I go too show you.

My brother is not small.

Oh, it's not small? Thank God ooo.

Juliesexy:
What?

it is very small mine is bigger

Juliesexy:
Oh, it's not small? Thank God ooo.

Lmao! Why do you even care sef?

JeffreyJamez:


Women!!!

PrettySpicey:

Ah bite ya nose!

JeffreyJamez:

Ah bite ya nose!

I see the Suarez in you is finally leaving the closet

PrettySpicey:


I see the Suarez in you is finally leaving the closet

Not yet

FynBabe:
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

isn't it nyz marrying someone dat understands u...

My dear, it took me some time to know that was his own way of saying sorry.

MrsAnyanwu:
isn't it nyz marrying someone dat understands u...

FynBabe:
My dear, it took me some time to know that was his own way of saying sorry.

awwww, how nyz

mine will go to a joint in my hood and call me in a low voice to come and eat pepper soup.

smallpeepee:
it is very small mine is bigger

Let me see?

laurenjones:
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

buhahahaha

Juliesexy:
Let me see?

Pm me 4 further instructions

Hw u dey jawe? Bin a while

smallpeepee:
Pm me 4 further instructions

Hw u dey jawe? Bin a while

You know I don't entertain pms.

I'm fine oh. Wbu?