Most women would say being a mother is like the toughest job on earth but without moms there would be no human race.

As a grown woman of childbearing age, if you are hellbent on not having one of those little people with tiny feet, Kate Ryan of YourTango lists 8 reasons to convince yourself never to have kids:


Being a kid sucks!: Remember growing pains? Middle school? Learning Santa wasn’t real? Do you really want to do that to your own kid?

No time to poop: Honestly, I don’t think it’s a big deal to have a BM while giving birth. A lot of people bring that up as a negative aspect of childbearing, but any BM is worth celebration in my book. The harder sell should be this: once the baby’s out, you likely won’t have the time to poop again for a good long while. Which brings me to . . .

Freedom: Personally, I want the freedom to be a lonely old spinster someday without a single person I can guilt into changing my adult diapers. Because this is America!

Vaginal tearing: That is all.

Awkward conversations: From, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” to “Mom, why am I still unemployable even with my creative writing degree?” If you plan on becoming a mother, also plan on dealing with lots of opportunities for awkwardness, basically until you die.

Mucus plugs, cottage cheese, and placentas: Before giving birth, a snot ball the size of a chicken egg will fall out of your vagina. Then, your gorgeous baby will crawl out of there, except that he/she will be covered in your insides and a clumpy substance that looks like cottage cheese. Finally, a slimy pouch of blood and mucus will have to be pulled out of your body. Hippies will then try to get you to eat the bloody, mucus-y organ that grew inside you, forever ruining foods with similar names like polenta and pancetta.

You could give birth to a lizard person: Think about it. There’s no guarantee your boyfriend/husband/sperm donor isn’t a lizard hiding under human skin. I mean, we think we know whom we’re sleeping with, but do we? Do we really?

source : http://streetgist.com/funny-reasons-not-to-have-children/

what do you think?

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Funny and ironically hilarious

i just wana here what my fellow nairalander think about it..

hmm , cc lalasticlala

aflyingbird:
lol

abi na , cc fatdon , introvert

Well. Damn!

Having children is still the best tin that can happen to one

Lolaabokoku:
Having children is still the best tin that can happen to one

yes ooo