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10 Things Every Single Lady Must Do. by Gabbyswit(f): 6:20pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
This is my list of things every single lady must do. 1. Enjoy being alone. How many of us have refused to go for an event because you have no one to go with? *raises hand *Celebrate your alone time. Be alone and still enjoy being you. 2. Discover your purpose. When the purpose of a thing is not known abuse is inevitable. You need to discover who you really are, what you are here for and what you are passionate about. 3. Love yourself. The greatest love you can ever give or receive is the love you have for yourself. You cannot love truly except you love yourself first. Celebrate yourself always be comfortable in your own skin. 4. Close your legs. Any one who want to have a taste of your cookie should put a ring on it. Yes i said it! 'Put a ring on it'. No one has the right of passage except the ritual of marriage has been fulfilled. 5. Forget the past. I know this one might the difficult for you because he hurt you so badly. Forgive and move on dear. You are not a failure it was just a lesson. No matter what you have been through, Forgive. Single Ladies what are does things you must do.. Click on www.gabbyspeaks.com for more.. |
Re: 10 Things Every Single Lady Must Do. by buygala(m): 6:29pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
6- Join a church..... Being seen as 'Holy Ghost' filled has the magic of turning a retired LovePeddler into 50 yards of wife material 7- Start using alum to tighten your vaginal muscles.... For Christ's sake, Your vagina isn't supposed to be an 8 - lane expressway ..... Yeah, we guys know that our 'cumings in' made it that way, but please try doing some periodical structural maintenance on that punny .... In case you don't know, tight vaginas have single - handedly led to Marriage proposals |
Re: 10 Things Every Single Lady Must Do. by Gabbyswit(f): 11:16pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Lol, you are funny sha.. Oya how many people gree for this one. |
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