Two teachers were arguing in the class and
the students were watching. Other teachers
were trooping in one after the other:
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* ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and
combatant fight teachers maneuverating
themselves in the presence of their pupils.
* CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I`ll
balance your equation with acid and base. Or
better still i will use paper chromatography to
separete ur fightin technique if u don't
disolved and evaporate.
* MATHS TEACHER: Please! Please! Stop
before I divide and subtract your names from
our teachers' list.
* CRK TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive
them because they do not know what they are
doing.
* ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human
behavior, i'll draw a scale of preference to
know who is at fault.
* MUSIC TEACHER: Stop! Both of you lack
voices to win an argument, your phonet is
voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal
sound.
* HISTORY TEACHER: Oh Shit! Teachers
fighing in this 21st century? I'll compare this
fight with that of Iraq and Iran..
* BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between
these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot
of your Medula Oblongata is loosing. I must
get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.
* PHYSICS TEACHER: The acceleration of ur
angry momentum will only activate the power
of punching each other which will cause the
folding of ones eye. Just watch and see. I
must calculate the weight, velocity and
momentum of each blow".
Which Teacher made you laugh most?

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The literature teacher : Things fall apart. The center cannot behold. ........