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Re: I Am Back by kronkykay(m): 9:03am On Mar 06, 2009
@tyty

yaba left side was terrible. . . . u guys are trying ooooo

with all those terrible things going on there, . . . . i wonder how u managed to survive 7yrs internship as a kolo

i visited ituen once. . . . and i farted loudly at the size of Eba he was eating. . . . .yu could feed a nation with dat.

anyway. . . thank God yu are out. . .

welcome to the real world.
Re: I Am Back by kronkykay(m): 9:08am On Mar 06, 2009
@gab

chill lady. . . . .i am far from a boy who's still chasing the slit in btw thighs

i am married to 2wives (As tradition demands dat i double the take on my fada) and 6kids and 2 pikins. . . .

am about to be a grandfada. . . . and i am just knocking on the 40th door. . . . . .

please, i do not need you to remind me of my youthful days. . . . .

the boys of nowadays are sumthing to watchout for. . . . dia lyf dem get part 2. . . . . .check alaba market. . . .
Re: I Am Back by Gabry(f): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2009
So u are 99 years old ? undecided
Re: I Am Back by kronkykay(m): 9:19am On Mar 06, 2009
on the outta . . . . yes

on the inside. . . . .and below the waist. . . . . .am still 18. . . . young and vibrant
Re: I Am Back by Gabry(f): 9:38am On Mar 06, 2009
shocked shocked shocked
Re: I Am Back by sylve11: 9:38am On Mar 06, 2009
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 9:41am On Mar 06, 2009
@kronkykay
This your topic has no sense of direction. Go find better job dey do.
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 9:42am On Mar 06, 2009
@Gabry

Lets be real,
Who re u ,
Are u in Naija?

I just want to know u,
What do u do,
If u don't mind anyway,

Pls be honest with me
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 9:43am On Mar 06, 2009
@aus123
Olodo! tongue
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 9:44am On Mar 06, 2009
no wory ,she go YIM U

bt she no b omo naija sha.

no talk sey na me tel u oo
Re: I Am Back by sylve11: 9:51am On Mar 06, 2009
austino, gabryl is a confirmed malaysian.
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 9:56am On Mar 06, 2009
@disease

No one invited u into this,,,,,,
Go and live in ur virus community,

Don't interact with humans,

Humans hates u, u re also hated in NL.

@sylve11
She told me,
But does she lives there,
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 10:01am On Mar 06, 2009
@aus123
So everybody likes you in NL shey?
You want start beef for this place shey?
You better go back to your house and drink that soaked garri & groundnut left in your fridge.
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 10:05am On Mar 06, 2009
@disease

For ur info,
I am a student,

Garri & gnut is not a bad combination,

Say a better thing,

Who re u,

Becos u write like a motor boy,

FIRE back
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 10:09am On Mar 06, 2009
@aus123
I like ur style o!
Me I be book boy as well.
Sorry 4 d yabbing. grin
Gabby na Malaysian.
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 10:15am On Mar 06, 2009
Alright man,

But I will only advice u to change ur username,

Stay out of trouble guy,,,,

One lv,,,,
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:16am On Mar 06, 2009
wrong info,

she is no malaysian ,she stays deres.

she is a ch----------- grin grin

@ uas,good one
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 10:18am On Mar 06, 2009
@aus123
No mind Lolabbey. He no fit spell ur name well sef.
I like my username. It makes me feel safe. cheesy
Re: I Am Back by tytylayor: 10:20am On Mar 06, 2009
disease ole, oo tie le cheesy cheesy cheesy see hoe u run surrender
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 10:24am On Mar 06, 2009
@tytylayor
Madam tyty how was ur night?
This one wey u come dey open mouth I hope say u no dey hungry?
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 10:26am On Mar 06, 2009
@Lolabbey

Where is Deres?

Pls more info abt her pls,
Re: I Am Back by tytylayor: 10:26am On Mar 06, 2009
is V.I different from Victoria Island? i dunno too
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:28am On Mar 06, 2009
no na diff thng dem mean

call me on 100962 4 mo info
Re: I Am Back by disease(m): 10:29am On Mar 06, 2009
@aus123
Check her profile or YIM wit her.
But remeber say she don dey hooked already.
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 10:31am On Mar 06, 2009
@tyty

Pls, give him some break,

If have any other hidden intention abt disease,

Pls. spill the beans,

Who knows he might reciprocate,

Waiting<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 10:34am On Mar 06, 2009
@disease

Most pple profiles in NL,
Are not representation of themselves,

My doubt is, she know more of Naija slangs,

Better than most of us who re proper Naija.
Re: I Am Back by CrazyMan(m): 10:50am On Mar 06, 2009
@Poster. You pest. You couldn't even say hello to me
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 10:53am On Mar 06, 2009
@lola

Post ur correct no,

I will call, I promise,
Re: I Am Back by studio43(m): 10:58am On Mar 06, 2009
thats if she never sell her phone to get herself a new bra
Re: I Am Back by aus123(m): 11:00am On Mar 06, 2009
@studio

Say something responsive,

Read thru,,,,,,

B4 u post,
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 11:01am On Mar 06, 2009
buahahahahahah grin grin grin

dem sey mak u shine ur eyes
Re: I Am Back by CrazyMan(m): 11:02am On Mar 06, 2009
Anyway Ituen. . . Welcome back. You just added to the number of retards we have in here. Hope you won't find it difficult blending.

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