I am back
. . . . . to all my pals who missed me, where the heck are u guys

Gabby - die hard babe
lolabey - lost but found
clemcy - grand mother of jokes
saucekid - trouble has met his match
dani1luv(so na u be 001 of jokes now)
Migines - forever lost gem
Thuglife - No hope of change for you
Sammy - . . . hmmmm
tyty - where is ur husband
Tufe - u no dey try oh
tope_tdear - u sef no dey show again
ben jay - prefers chasing hips to browsing

WHERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS!!!!!

NOTICED that there are new comers here too.

_{Make i see if i fit spoil something}


1. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded

2. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.



A man after losing one of his arms felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.

Standing on the ledge about to jump, he looked down he saw a man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. As he looked closer he saw that this man didn't have any arms.

He started thinking, Why am I feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm. There goes a man with no arms happy to be alive.

He rushed down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told the man how he had saved his life, and he knew he could make it with one arm if the man could go go through life no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again and The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

The man with no arms replied, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches."

welcome back even though I don't know u

Thanks for the recognition. I'm as old as Methuselah on this forum.

Infact, i need to give u a gift for recognising me . . . . . .

Fred, in deep thought, is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Fred? "

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

Jerry replies "That's not possible."

"It's true."

Jerry asks, "How could a seven year old make your secretary pregnant?"

Fred replies, "He punctured my condoms!"

ituen whre did u keep our hubby tufe? ]
why u log out again now

ituen baba, hw u dey nw, i hope u r bak fully o

true true, where u keep our hubby

@yjokes
2 & 3
ftalmao

huh

iyawo howdy

welkom back!
welkom back!!
welkom back!!!

thanks

U're welcome

i tok 2 u?

welkom back from kirikiri cell

she works as a waiter there

so u ate and dine dere too

my pleasure danny

any tym dearie

Jealosy

den u are a jealos

I'll take that to be a compliment, miss

good 4 u boy

Mummy I want Tea

go buy from mallam

him no dey siddon 4 him shop

eeyayy too bad,infact its 1million bad

@poster

nice jokes

on behalf of my fada inlaw (ituen)

i say thank you

U're welcam

Lolabbey:

on behalf of my fada inlaw (ituen)

i say thank you

fada in law?
thot he was d one doin u