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TRUE CONFESSION by kissyspark(f): 3:47pm On Oct 20, 2005
a wife has been very ill and the doctor says she will soon die,below is the conversation between the husband and wife
wife-::: honey i have a confession to make
husband-::: go on am listening
wife-::please find a place in your heart to forgive me,i have been cheating on you am very sorry please forgive me
husband-::honey i also have a confession to make,promise me you will forgive me sincerely
wife-::i will honey anything
husband-:: i knew u were cheating on me,so i poisioned you grin
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by Nobody: 6:44pm On Oct 20, 2005
wowowowowowowowo wonderfull
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by hotangel2(f): 6:47am On Oct 22, 2005
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................. Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............... Daingggggggggggggggggg... This is wonderful but evil! ahahahahhaa cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by icingbaby(f): 12:09am On Nov 26, 2005
oh my god, that is a nice come back. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by nike4luv(f): 12:35am On Nov 26, 2005
mean but funny! cheesy
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by Rolly: 6:09pm On Dec 02, 2005
whoa! whoa! grin
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by Abbygyal(f): 8:09pm On Jun 24, 2008
ahn ahn dats very wicked
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by kenypumpin: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2008
nice one wink
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by folahann(m): 12:20am On Jun 25, 2008
shocked shocked
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by Jeovy(m): 6:06am On Jun 25, 2008
Did he say forgive?
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by clemcykul(f): 9:05am On Jun 25, 2008
yup he did
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by Jeovy(m): 7:51pm On Jun 25, 2008
clems kill him for me
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by benjay1(m): 12:16am On Jun 26, 2008
strolls in beer in hand. . .

Now i know why the holy book says the heart of man is wicked.

strolls out whistling. . . .
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by clemcykul(f): 8:41am On Jun 26, 2008
*intercepts ben, collects beer from him and gives hin a mild knock on the head* think ive warned u to stop stealing beers?

@jeovy i shall kill him wit a candle, trust me na, shey u knoe i wrk in a abattoir grin
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by benjay1(m): 9:51am On Jun 26, 2008
@Clem i thought you were only selfish. So you sell meat too ?
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Jun 26, 2008
na meats selling dey give profit pass grin

*how much own u want?*
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by benjay1(m): 11:13am On Jun 26, 2008
To start with, which kind meat you dey sell ?
Abi na Kpomo market you dey run ? grin
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Jun 26, 2008
lol kpomo market good too, but i specialise for dog meat

8any calabar in the house come for special discount
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by lysaa(f): 2:31pm On Jun 26, 2008
na to use her last strength hit the man. kai
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by 4gotnheros(m): 2:45am On Jun 27, 2008
lol, 50/50! grin
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by mohawkchic(f): 3:59am On Jun 27, 2008
~TiT for TaT wink
Re: TRUE CONFESSION by clemcykul(f): 9:06am On Jun 27, 2008
who taught u dat!

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