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| True Confession by brimbrack(m): 4:24pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to wife "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about: Tell the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me? " She hesitates a moment, then says "Yes, 3 times, "Three times?" How could that happen?" Sidney asks. The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were so broke, and the bank was going to foreclose on our little house?" "Yes, that was really a terrible time" replies the man. Marsha continued, "And remember when I went to see the banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?" "That's hard to take" the man says "but I guess it really was for us, so I can forgive you." "What was the second time?" "Well," she continued "do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?" "Yes of course" the man replies. " Then you will remember that right after I went to see the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she explained. "That's true" Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha, but I do understand that you did it out of love for me, and I forgive you. "So, what was the third time?" Marsha lowers her head and says " Sidney, do you remember when you ran for Country Club President and you needed 62 more votes?" The man fainted, |
| Re: True Confession by Migines(m): 4:26pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
Dèja vú |
| Re: True Confession by rubie(f): 5:01pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
That woman must be a machine. I can't stop laughing. |
| Re: True Confession by topeteadr(m): 5:22pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
Yes she murt be the best machine ever |
| Re: True Confession by Jomodupri(m): 5:27pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
Hun, really so funny. That's so creative of u. |
| Re: True Confession by mimiko(f): 5:53pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
i like that  |
| Re: True Confession by iwajay(m): 7:28pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
Whoah! that's some tite ass joke. |
| Re: True Confession by brimbrack(m): 8:00am On Oct 10, 2007 |
| really crazy woman |
| Re: True Confession by ituen(m): 10:28am On Oct 12, 2007 |
Behind every sucessful man, is a |
| Re: True Confession by omena555(f): 11:16am On Oct 12, 2007 |
the woman actually cheated 64 times  |
| Re: True Confession by ituen(m): 12:39pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
Be careful with how ur babes are serious with your sucess |
| Re: True Confession by kronkykay(m): 2:33pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
watch out - there she blows. you should prolly multiply that by 3 |
| Re: True Confession by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
@brimbrack stop exposing me  |
| Re: True Confession by brimbrack(m): 6:42pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
@clemcykul now you have let the cat out of the bag, i carefully did'nt mention your name in the first instance. |
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