WAYOCRAZY : THIS IS NIGERIA'S NEW ORDER


IT seems Adolf Hitler was right after all. Those who champion the cause of revolution and lead men are not men of letters but orators. Humans tend to respond more to emotions and expression than some coalition of alphabets written in ink. From Winston Churchill to Frederick Douglass, Cicero, Kwame Nkrumah, Nelson Mandela, Barack Obama, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Tafawa Balewa to mention but a few, the power of an orator is not in doubt. Humans buy into great speech no matter the motive behind it and with a good delivery spiced with some dramatic acts, telling someone to jump off a cliff has never been easier. The aura of deceit that greeted the last general elections was overshadowed by the sweet tales of change. The synopsis of the charade wrapped as a ‘new beginning’ which was bought by the electorate seems to be unveiling itself even before it elapses the Pupae stage.
I must confess, the now ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) created a strategic campaign and I see the template being used in years to come. Campaign arenas were always filled with renewed energy and funfair; speeches were well delivered with great sense of determination and hope, and Bola Tinubu on most occasions was always around to add the final seasoning to the already aromatic atmosphere.
Nigerians went to the polls with lots of questions left unanswered: The most important being the ‘how’ the so-much promised change would be achieved. A few countrymen and women who summoned up courage to ask this germane question were either labelled ‘enemy of progresses’ or ‘paid merchants.’ Let me say at this juncture that it is indeed too early to begin criticising the nascent administration of President Muhammadu Buhari. After the general elections, some of us (the unofficial association of commentators) decided to take a break from the shenanigans of politics and enjoy the cool breeze that comes with the raining season. Take a stroll; go camping; try jogging and maybe, even skydiving – for those with the will to try such. Alas, the spirit of VERITAS in us won’t give in to such.
Buhari came with so much hope but his sudden metamorphosis into a Sloth sends a shockwave down the spine of some of us, who though were sceptical about the overblown campaign promises, still nursed a benefit of doubt that the General would hit the ground running.
I could have sworn that the inauguration of Buhari would usher in an avalanche of political prisoners into the Nigerian Prison and I was not alone in this thought. Many who voted for Buhari didn’t do so because they wanted a man who would respect the rule of law and govern in accordance with constrain of the constitution, if that was what they needed, the Goodluck Jonathan administration was already offering such medication in full dose. There were muffled, rejoicing that upon Buhari being pronounced winner of the election, a great many would take the next available flight out of the country fleeing. Former President Olusegun Obasanjo indeed went as far as saying that some people did not want Buhari in the race for fear that should he win they would end up in jail. So, at the time, the sing- song was the fear of Buhari was the beginning of wisdom. Overwhelmed with expectations, the populace went on a drinking spree and the back- slapping was framed with the shouting and hailing, Sai Buhari!!!
Let us be sincere, Nigerians have been on their own for a very long time. Every time Nigerians place so much hope and confidence in an administration, every of such times they get disappointed. From the days of Shehu Shagari to the ascension of Obasanjo in 1999 and Jonathan in 2011 each trust given was replaced with disappointment and betrayal.
We get carried away often with the sweet words and rhetoric of politicians that on most occasions we neglect to ask germane questions on the feasibility of their promises. They play often on our emotions and weaknesses and like a rain- beaten squirrel, we run to them for shelter. Nigerians voted for a man who would break barriers. A Buhari who would resuscitate the era of War Against Indiscipline (WAI), after all, it was on that record he campaigned and made promises Disappointedly, the now democratic Buhari doesn’t appear as a man with such will. For a man who has given tonnes of people the confidence that the lost treasure of our country would be restored, making frivolous travelling round the world and breaking bread with the Hyenas who would have made Libya out of Nigeria if given the slim opportunity was considered, indeed, beneath his repute.
Each step for which Buhari scolded the Jonathan administration during campaigns he now takes without batting an eyelid and without remorse. Now, Buhari seems to have suddenly realised the constitution doesn’t permit fewer than 36 ministers in the Federal Executive Council even when he made a solemn declaration to cut down his ministerial list. For a man with a promise to cut frivolous government expenses and needless repetition of portfolios, the appointment of two spokesmen to perform a media representation duty shows a grand lack of direction and plan. Visiting Chad, Niger and Cameroun to seek regional support in the war against Boko Haram no longer interprets to an affront on our integrity as he had earlier alleged against the Jonathan administration.
Buhari has also come to realise that the constitution doesn’t make it compulsory that he declare his assets publicly.
When Obasanjo said in 2005 that ‘God in his infinite mercy, gave us a country, resources of men and women who can stand on their own anywhere in the world,’ my thought was that he was eulogising the entrepreneurial spirit of Nigerians; that he was laying emphasis on our strong will to keep pushing and fighting even when there seems nothing left to fight for. I thought he was praising our never-say-die spirit. Now it has dawned on me that Obasanjo was only reiterating the notion of politicians about Nigerians. While they camouflage us with the doctrine of democracy and illusion of electing public office holders to serve our interest, what they truly offer in return is nothing but wayocracy – a government of thyself, by thyself, for thyself. The narratives from the corridors of power seem to have changed. Most supporters and change advocates have suddenly turned philosophers; Preaching patriotism, self-duty and responsibility to nationhood. If my memory serves me right, we have been given that in millions for the past five decades. Telling Nigerians to pray and have faith is not only illogical but ‘Judastrous.’ It is the zenith of treachery. Over 15 million Nigerians didn’t queue in the scotching sun and rain to vote for prayers and neither did they show any deficiency in faith. In fact, they cast their vote in faith.
Promises were made without coercion, keeping them shouldn’t warrant long epistles. For me, I have broken bread with patience but not silence. Like a Yoruba adage will say: Ohun to n tan, l‘odun egungun (The masquerade festival always comes to an end).
There is still time for Buhari to retract his steps and make amends with his subconscious mind with which he campaigned. I hope he blocks his ears to the sweet rhythm of sycophants.









www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/07/wayocracy-this-is-nigerias-new-order/

So long but I read through.

Oh!!

Ndi a ji anyi n'egwu egwu

At least people in the east will be content in the knowledge that they did not cast their votes for the scam called Buhari.