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| The Prescription by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
| Re: The Prescription by TrishaP(f): 4:11pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Putting a bullet to their skulls is the fastest way to their death. |
| Re: The Prescription by donholy28(m): 4:14pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
chemist go even give directions for use: the normal dosage is one...but put Excess and make u add rat poison...mix all in his food...here take #100 buy enough rat poison...I will also do d same to my wife...take this #500 buy excess rat poison for me |
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