igwedaboss:
This is no story man... happened for real... ah swear down

sleekman:
no I didn't carry an ashy. She insulted me continuously and then my dad and then I had had enuf so I called her an ashy. She came slapped me and tore my shirt. I wanted to retaliate and tear hers too then bystanders waded in. I tot it was over only to be arrested by gun wielding cops. I was arrested a week after.

EverestdeBliu:
bae u look lovely,are u a DeeperLifer? I don't mind chilling with you

EggovinMma:

Bros this ya tori get Q leg o A prostitute attacked you for no reason? Abi you fuccck finish, drink beer for her body you jo gree pay.


You get luck she no use teeth drag your wini wana comot!

delishpot:
Op, you carried an ashie or a random ashie just attacked you? I dont get it, nor vex biko try explain it to me.

Niseamaka:



If it's true that you paid out such amount, you're a big fool and a disgrace. You will end up as a failure in life.

MIGHTYMAN82:
ut abig fool aja now

sleekman:
This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.

YerYer:
OP please go and marry, all these "smallies" or prostitutes will only get u into trouble. I find it funny that you are warning your fellow johnnies on NL to beware of this scam tactics.

YerYer:
OP please go and marry, all these "smallies" or prostitutes will only get u into trouble. I find it funny that you are warning your fellow johnnies on NL to beware of this scam tactics.

Obynolee:


You didn't read the post or read without comprehending before this comment,i implore you to look for someone who can interpret it in your dialect,after that(interpretation)you can comment.

solodox:


Dude read nao! abi ya english teacher divorce you for kindergarten? shuo!?
to imagine that 50 co-subarus actually like ya post smh!

delishpot:


How did you know? Yes my English teacher divorced me for kindergarten so sad and it still hurts

Just make sure the head no fall as you dey shake am. We dont want you losing ya fine head.

sleekman:
This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.

tolulope855:


Bros, I gbadun your lying style.. .. When u no be mumu like op

Niseamaka:



If it's true that you paid out such amount, you're a big fool and a disgrace. You will end up as a failure in life.