@Faggy_ho:

here are your pills:

the sucka called Paddy coming @ me must be insane/
u gotta be outta ya MIND, 'cause u keep giving tianshie BRAIN/
the rhymes blaster, con more words than IBB mass-looting/
teaching Faggy a lesson, get ready for an ass-whooping/
Panty thinks he's got bitches, lol, he got she-males for company/
if he ain't talking ish, then ShiShi's humping him/
paddy the loser, gbade sure to win it/
wanna talk sh*t, do it lyk CONDOM ADVERTS and ZIP IT/



@ naijafan:

i'll let you do the honours and murk dis wack cat. . .

@ Gbade.x

The '06 Rap Up thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-38280.0.html

@ Faggy_ho:

ur time's up like a clockstopper/
Big ShiShi's penis is the straw, now u's a born c*cksucker/
my nuts got fame status now gbade's balling/
like olodos in primary school, u keep dulling/
u ain't gat the STOMACH fo' this, 'cause i put words in ma GUTS/
Paddy the known  NUTCASE, but the BALL's in my COURT/
u still couldn't match up if u got ma DNA and cloned me/
my d*ck is the TRUMPET, get on ur knees and proceed to BLOW ME!!/

@Paddy_lo the Faggy_ho:

ur idea of hitting chicks, is dating homos to get~laid/
the only trigger dis fool ever pulled was  d toygun he gets every birthday/
i'ma whoop ur ass, give ya grandchildren stories to tell/
if ma ill spits were heaven, then Paddy must be in hell/
Faggy_ho, got a big Panty_hole, what it do playa?/
ur Gay Future's bright, don't even need a toothsayer/
i make this MAN. DISUNITED like the RED DEVILS/
like elevators in skyscrapers, u ain't even up to ma level/
Faggy got frustated being tianshie's asswipe/
like BLOOD DONORS, u sure ain't his TYPE/
don't even have to be at ma best to diss~you/
ur mascara's running B, wipe ur tears with some tissue/
they had ta use u for d same role, u's DUMB and DUMBER/
P_lo's gayass got appointments like contracts, suggest u give Sushi a fone no./
Faggy_ho/
. . .u~ know /
gbade remains the numero uno/
got more STYLES~ than~ P/
this Ak shoot more shots than a Klak~ n~ Klik/*
Panty got an appetite, goes on his knees and gulps~ cocks/
Paddy_lo a RETARDED MAN-LovePeddler, the definition of a DUMB~Bleep!/

@Faggy_ho:

forget rocks, it's only death you gon' hustle/
you only feel the cold by the steel glock muzzle/
Let me hit @ dis negro without sayin' the word homo/
dude's a retard wit a difference, FOAMS at the mouth like VONO/
i punch-lines like ANALOG TELEPHONES/
you ain't got tha GUTS, now ya belly's~blown/
your rhymes are more boring than history~classes/
and to get tianshie's favour, u resulted to kissing~asses/
9 months from now, u'd be having tianshie's~ baby/
and u being a retard keeps you forever in tragic~slavery/
we can tell how many times u climax by the space in ya Panty_Holes/
couldn't keep ur FLOW 'cause ur ALWAYS PADDIES' LOW/
another Mc Burial, Kiss From The Rose just like Seal/*
i put the WORD in the SMITH just like WILL/* [think]
Paddy got trailer-trash for chicks, u ain't gat taste~ man/
Faggy's idea for clubbing is living in his mom's basement/
ma illness be the only cure to ur maladies/
Paddy claiming to be gangsta but from mom, get allowances/
i put a nine in it, the making of a perfect stitch/
Paddy better on NaS' dck, the "makings of perfect bitch"/

@ the Panty_Hole:

i see Paddy's frustated, 'cause lyk loonies, u spit~n~scream/
this bitch a midget lyk FRODO, but i'm KING OF THIS RING/
the precise asswhooping's making u a sore~loser/
u gat ya brain twisted, gbade the sure confuser/
a marriage of wackness, tianshie and Sushi ur two~bestmaids/
u still couldn't get ILL if you were granted u.s~AIDS/
like HANDICAPS, i'm too DEFF [deaf], no wonder i can't hear~ya/
the only time u's an ill battle cat is in front of ya bedroom mirror!/
unlike BLACK*SMITHS*, u don't need to FORGE your Death/
Now the whole NL got SARS when you found your breath/
tianshie's your Eminem, while u're his STAN/*
don't worry Tianshie, your anus found its number one fan!!/*


seriously Paddy_lo, u're a sore-loser . I've been killing you with lines from one of the oldest rhymes in me book.

@Paddy_lo:

lol, look at this fool. you keep talking about clubbing, spending money, screwing chicks, screwing your enemies chicks, riding whips, busting guns, when we all know the only thing u came to shooting was water from ur water-gun.

Face it, Faggy_ho, u talk a lotta stupid sh*t. The rhymes are more or less that of College nerds tryin' to sound "hood".

Bottomline is, try keeping it real other than all that stupid talk.


Oh, about my rhyming n vocabulary around homos, she-males, tianshie, Slutshi. . . . .hey don't blame me, my name's not Paddy_lo a.k.a Faggy_ho the Panty_hole. I mean, who other than she-males got Panty_holes as big as yours ?? Correct, only she-males got Panty_holes as big as yours!! . . .and u fit perfectly into that category.

Besides, it's a well known fact you're an ass-kisser. Always sucking T's ass like it was a straw.

To cap sh*t up, you are just plain wack, dawg, game's over .

@panty_hole
this is as whack as it can get, paddy up in here talkin' bullsh*t
seen me name been longer on yo lips than a fcukin' multina sip-it
ass-hole, you just tryin' yo best to be recognized, yea u'll get it
it'l only make yo ass-whoopin more public, doubtin? let's bet it
all yo rap lines nw turn to dust, looks like i'm makin the first hit
my prowess, dangerous. my skills, dont test it
its like a bull steppin' on a roach, c'mon, let's face it
me n' gbade up in this sh*t, we rock[/i]in' it like [i]limp bizkit
naijafan's the name - wit nick as doggson; yeah c'mon, scream it
since you is jus' an asskisser, here's my cock; you can suck it
yo fryin pan be burnin' yo hands b4 u hit me, i'ma stop it
i'ma rule this game like i was drawin' lines over you; nigga, Bleep it!

@gbade.x
this dude is really crazy. wat the Bleep is he up to?

Faggy_ho, that was so. . . . . . . "Meh"!

@ Paddy_lo the Faggy_ho who got a Panty_hole:

this would be the killing and last verse i'd reply your sorry ass. I'ma let naijafan do the honours. . . .

Like an invasion, i plunder~on~your~face/
Paddy's funeral and murda~was~the~case/
spit metaphors on the net, punchlines on a keyboard/
about ta give a funeral to Paddy the he~broad/
like gravediggers, i know you dig~my~style/
sucka here wants to stand me, u gotta sit~a~while/
like a corpse, gbade's sure to leave Faggy's ass rotten/
woulda said you were N.L's nigga, but u's only a bitch in man's clothing!/
like naija gutters, leave u in deep sh*t/
Paddy got a retards' license, the definition of a fuckin' nitwit/
see the S on mah chest, they call me the Super-man/
Paddy bitching. . .chasing away potential suitors like that retard superman/
RAID on this bitch lyk it was MORTEIN/
then leave his body STONE COLD like STEVE AUSTIN/
you's a cross btw a gay and a pussy in a sanitary pad/
a model on a gay mag and Paddy screaming, "Hey that's Dad!"/
slap wit a mic and chain~choke ya/
i just gave u a Knockout like Ali,
the games~over/

@ NL's Panty_hole:

Bleh. It's so sad i killed your sorry ass in my last verse up above. Hell, the least i could do was laugh at your funeral .

Besides, your lines are too retarded. Just don't forget them pills, Faggy_ho .

By the way, i thought you said you'd "take one last shot at my coffin", though by the look of things u nailed yourself in the coffin.

tianshie sure cried at the funeral. Sushi was still in shock, he couldn't believe his gay-mate got murdered by gbade. x.

Paddy, just accept it, u got murked times and times ago by moi. . .

Rof-lmao!!! Your lines were like before: all retarded, though you still improved a bit. Been feeding off my lines, eh?

Apart from that, you were the one with the limited vocabulary! Always talking sh*t about spending bucks, partying, screwing chicks and sh*t, plus you also made "homo" references to me. Most of your lines were. . . . . .well, they "were" !


All in all, we both just gotta admit this was one session today. . .

I guess it's best hiphop heads vote on this one. . .

Just don't forget Alabukun and Rob plus Panadol when u get home.

1st time in the year I'm goin post on this thread

@Shishi
Never knew that fitness class would send U into isolation
Hold Up- Heard U work for Mc Donalds  ,
Hope U make them Burgers hot n' fresh- U gay

@naijafan
y'all congrats - Nice tourney, guess U guys smoked the gays
Got ya back all day

@Gbade x
Nigga U can't have them fools  to yaself brah
I'm hungry - Stop killin' them niggas.

@U clowns (Y'all Know Whu U are)
Menike's back - Hoodloyalz Don is back

@Xtiano
Nigga lets get this thread back to # 1 and for the 06 rap Up sh*t
U know Hoodloyalz swept the Flo boyz last year

@Muki
Wassup sweetie, happy new Year

@Everyone
Lets get this Music thread alive y'all cusz most threads here just piss me off
I'ma call names so be careful that won't mean we beefin'
But U wackos - U know we still gat problems

@Metha Fu*cks

My first post makes heat n' cypher I kill U Niggas
Bein like 1 month vacation since I last killed U Niggas
Metafuks every punch you drop against me is wack as mess
Ya name suits u well, because challegin me your only killin yourself mess
Shit Paddy_lo, we know I'll Wear this Pus*sy out,  Like taking a Girls Virginity
Take 200 steps backwards cusz I slice gay niggaz passin' through my vicinity
Bleep you kid- You stepped up to get dropped down faster than the twin towers
I make Paddy break his legs in paris like he got close to the "I fell towers"
This bitch got all his punch lines off Myspace now he want to be my friend
Step Off lil' Rat - I don't accept gay black white niggaz as a friend
Your weak ass talkin hard to me, Damn you can't be serious
Lockin' this, my punches connect and shoot you to the sky like a rocket diss
Tinashie U ain't dodging this now - Watch me break ya wrists
In this battle you'll never be the Best- I pop off shots and let em through ya chest
I don't fu*ck with young boys, I'm a crook wit BATTLES GROWN
I pop that SHINEY-CHROME - look TINASHIE U LIKE A SKINNY-CLONE
Call yaself Tinashie but U live with sixty pimples on ya nipples
Son even in ya shadiest dreams, you couldnt reach the depth of my sickness
A bullet hits you ripping your muscle like a hundred curls
Your life is not refundable, stumble into the underworld
Study this battle to see how I changed cusz I'm Nairaland punchline Proff

menike:

@naijafan
y'all congrats - Nice tourney, guess U guys smoked the gays
Got ya back all day

yo menike, nice one. . . we gotta smoke this ni*ger paddy_lo's ass.

This one an old Tupac classic. . . . .I'm reciting his third stanza on his "Are U Still Down" CD. . . .last stanza on this great Dwyane Wade ECF mix. . . .http://youtube.com/watch?v=jDdlEFMIA5Y&mode=related&search=

Don't try and follow me, I'm headed out of state
I gotta pay my f*cking bills, so I'm transporting weight
Change my plates, pick up my niggaz and now we rolling
Drop them keys like they stolen
Tell me who do ya fear
I'm out of town until the coast is clear
Enough dope to last a year
They got me running from the police,
No where to go with the lights out rolling down the dirt road
But I ain't going alive, I rather die than be a convict
I'll rather fire on my target
I hit the corner doing 90
Aww sh*t. . . .them b*tches right behind me
They take a shot and hit my f*cking tire
Jump out the car and I open fire
sucka

Check this out. A Nigerian rapper has made the final of the prestigious International Song Writting Contest. Let's all vote for him. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-38725.0.html

@ tianshie:

me and you gotta score ta settle. Now that i'm done teaching Paddy_lo the Faggy_ho a lesson (a grand asswhooping it was), i got time for you.

@menike:

what it is playa? Keep it pimpin', pimpin'.

@naijafan:

what it do, playa? Keep giving Faggy_ho an asswhooping.