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Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Macelliot(m): 9:51am On Jul 14, 2015
All fight and no play makes Jackie a dull boy.



Tribalism not allowed here, pls!


Grab a pop-corn with a Pepsi and chill...
An Edo Man invited his friends(Hausa, Igbo & Yoruba) for his grand-mother's burial.
After lowering the
coffin into the grave, the family put yam,
rice, meat etc, into the
grave in line with their custom and
tradition.

A Hausa Man
asked "why"?
The Edo man
smiled and
replied, "According
to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need
all the food items they
can get to sustain the journey".
The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside the coffin and said, "When the food
finish, buy more".

The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough".

The Igbo man
smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of
N300,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as
change, then said
"Nwanne, withdraw it
when you reach dia!!.. It is going to be a
dangerous journey, we don't know how many armed robbers are out there and afterall, we are in a cashless environment.


Enjoy ur day!

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Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by NeduLuiZ(m): 9:55am On Jul 14, 2015
Hahaha one peaceful nigeria.



I pray that dream comes true
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by 1bunne4lif(m): 10:01am On Jul 14, 2015
Hilarious!!!
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Misternas89(m): 10:01am On Jul 14, 2015
#SayNoToEthnicityWar..... grin grin
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by OluwaChinenyenwa: 10:05am On Jul 14, 2015
Indeed!!
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by YoruBanger: 10:05am On Jul 14, 2015
Nice one OP cheesy. Remember, Tribalism is a symptom of mental disease/illness.
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Blessinzy(f): 10:07am On Jul 14, 2015
NeduLuiZ:
Hahaha one peaceful nigeria.


I pray that dream comes true
change never stil come? haha
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by NeduLuiZ(m): 10:27am On Jul 14, 2015
Blessinzy:
change never stil come? haha
u never feel am?
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Macelliot(m): 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2015
Chill
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Bashirfuntua(m): 8:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
Hh
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Macelliot(m): 10:54pm On Jul 14, 2015
Blessinzy:
change never stil come? haha
Still searching for it...
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by LoveMachine(m): 11:10pm On Jul 14, 2015

I needed that one.

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