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Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Macelliot(m): 9:51am On Jul 14, 2015 |
All fight and no play makes Jackie a dull boy.An Edo Man invited his friends(Hausa, Igbo & Yoruba) for his grand-mother's burial. After lowering the coffin into the grave, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with their custom and tradition. A Hausa Man asked "why"? The Edo man smiled and replied, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get to sustain the journey". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside the coffin and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough". The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N300,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many armed robbers are out there and afterall, we are in a cashless environment. Enjoy ur day! 2 Likes |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by NeduLuiZ(m): 9:55am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Hahaha one peaceful nigeria. I pray that dream comes true |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by 1bunne4lif(m): 10:01am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Hilarious!!! |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Misternas89(m): 10:01am On Jul 14, 2015 |
#SayNoToEthnicityWar..... |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by OluwaChinenyenwa: 10:05am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Indeed!! |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by YoruBanger: 10:05am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Nice one OP . Remember, Tribalism is a symptom of mental disease/illness. |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Blessinzy(f): 10:07am On Jul 14, 2015 |
NeduLuiZ:change never stil come? haha |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by NeduLuiZ(m): 10:27am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Blessinzy:u never feel am? |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Macelliot(m): 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Chill |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Bashirfuntua(m): 8:42pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Hh |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by Macelliot(m): 10:54pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Blessinzy:Still searching for it... |
Re: Dialogue of the three freinds. (must Read) by LoveMachine(m): 11:10pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
I needed that one. |
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