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JOKE 101.. by bestyclass(f): 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told
the driver, "driver, if you reach Benin tell me o! The driver
nodded and then she
shouted again "my children, una hear wetin I tell am?
Everybody responded ''Yes, mama".
On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot
about Mama's request.
After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with
Benin about 4hours behind, the old woman asked, " driver, you
never reach Benin?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama
Benin, is like 4 hours behind us". "Ah!", the woman shouted
and started crying, "take me back to Benin, abeg I no wan
wahala o!"
Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that
the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the
driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she
was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag,
brought out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with
water. She then smiled and said, " Thank you my son. Na my
daughter say when I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of
Panadol. I don take am. Oya make we dey go Lagos..."
If you dey the bus, wetin you go do or talk?... |
Re: JOKE 101.. by INTROVERT(f): 4:42pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Cry |
Re: JOKE 101.. by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
even methuselah knows this joke... |
Re: JOKE 101.. by viceldo(m): 4:44pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
seen |
Re: JOKE 101.. by holyteeboy(m): 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Lol..I know this joke |
Re: JOKE 101.. by Cadamlk: 5:23pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
INTROVERT:And wetin go make you cry na? |
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