hahahahahaha,is these s joke or what

edwife:


Are you also force to open your countless threads? If you don't like someone thread,don't you think it will be convenient to leave than to comment?

If you don't like someone's comment, don't you think it will be convenient to scroll on than to reply?

Credit: Papa Ajasco ikebe super comic

I read this exact story in 1997

acenazt:
Lol na so one chick Wey dey form British accent for campus been do ohh. that day she dey waka dey make call naim she mistakenly miss step enta gutter as she enta she scream chineke guys come turn look her she come say sorry I meant to say Ooooops.

Lame joke. Nice try

nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!!

So u wrote all ds epistle jst because u want to tell us d girls love garri? Seriously?

Most girls and guys have low self esteem, perhaps that's the reason for the fake personality.

Freemanan:

If you don't like someone's comment, don't you think it will be convenient to scroll on than to reply?

hey why do you pick on people a lot?

An2elect2:


hey why do you pick on people a lot?

WHY do you follow me alot?

@ OP you do mistake ..
When she vomit and dey wonder if Na she vomit garri and groundnut you for tell her say Na you vomit am now ..
c girls c hype/forming ..

Girls can form

Freemanan:

WHY do you follow me alot?

I don't have to follow you, your posts are littered everywhere on nairaland. And i see you on my mentions sometimes telling me what to think and not to think

An2elect2:


I don't have to follow you, your posts are littered everywhere on nairaland. And i see you on my mentions sometimes telling what to think and not to think

My Apologies then. I will ensure more decorum is employed...

very soon she go drink holy water and then shiit miracle

I came

Kutunban:
Most girls and guys have low self esteem, perhaps that's the reason for the fake personality.

You call it low self esteem, i call it high self esteem.

You wouldn't pretend if you don't see yourself more than what you really are.

She don swap belle

My guy, this joke is very old. I cracked this joke over 28 years ago.
If you were a follower of Papa Ajasco and Pepeye you would have read this over and over again.
Story for the gods.
Which University in Nigeria has 7:30am class?
Next time fine tune your lies very well.

Freemanan:
My Apologies then. I will ensure more decorum is employed...

Better...apologies accepted!

Hmmmm..this is sorcery.

Is that not bobo ajasco?see as you modernise the movie.

A new version of the old gist.
The older version: Babe went to cafeteria to eat, ordered for rice meat, ate about 5 spoonfuls and left the food. On stepping out of the hall, she threw up releasing the little rice first and then smoked garri followed like a jet propulsion afterwards...

An2elect2:


Better...apologies accepted!

Lolz studies shows that some Ajebos always throw up after drinking a bowl of garri xo she wasn't pretending atall

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

NAIJA WOMEN!!! BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE HELP HER ATLEAST AND FORGET HER FORMING,

YOU DON'T JOKE WITH LIFE

I no fit laugh abeg

Recycled joke.

An2elect2, u resemble those girls wey no dey go toilet.

wow. almost nobody commented on the fact that this is a situation involving a sick person (is vomiting a sign of wellness?), and you are all laughing with the sick op. . . . . . . ..

just wow.

hope it's not you another day. . . . . . . . .smh

no one thought to ask the op, what did you do when you observed the girl vomiting, at least you were close enough to see what the vomit looked, smelt and tasted like.


If God were human, I don't know who would be left on this earth.

what is wrong with nlers though? Civilized countries don't behave like this.

It reminds me of lagbaja's music "gra gra"

The part the uni lag student was forming for basket mouth. Good music it was

Oh Lord! This can't be joke...