Results:
give me ur results, so dat i can mark ur test.

Sorry you did not say i should include results in the test question. That is not my fault,is it? You set the questions.i give the ans.
The results are wit me,but i have to see them in the test question,before i send them. I no b over-sabi.
SO YOU HAVE TO EITHER RESET THE TEST and include result column OR AWARD ME MY FULL MARKS. Lol.

Ok, ur mark 4 d other question is 70%. Ok, can i get d results now? So dat we can move to d nxt level.

The result are indicated below for the man and woman respectively 1.HIV:-ve & +ve
2.Bp: 170/120 & 160/110
3. Bg: +0 & AB
4. Xray: CTR 13/26.9 & CTR 11/22.1
Both lungs not clear.
5.Brain: neurological malfunctioning defected,low impulse stimulations indicated in both.
6.Liver:Hepatits A&B detected in both.
7.kidney: stone present in both
8.Tb: sputum contain Mycobacterium spp in both patients ie +ve
9. Which of the std's?they are numerous.

Ok uyimen, ur overall score is 85%.
Where were u & what were u thinking about when they were breaking d video cam?

Bonus question 4 ur 15%. U must nat fail this one.
Can an hermaphrodite phock himself? If yes, how? 1 min, 15%

Sorry english error the word PHOCK is not in the english dictionary.
Using english words in exams is mandatory please!

Ok, can an hermaphrodite f.uck (sex)/shag himself? If yes, how? If an albino marry an slowpoke, what will they produce? If a latino marries an ibo, they will produce albino. True or false?

Very briefly,
1.Hermaphrodite cannot have sex wit himself.one of sex organ is internal and the other external or ie vice visa. Eg when the penis is external the overies are internal.when the vagina is present the testis are internal.the human looks more of the external organ he displays.
2.Albino n slowpoke probability ratio,
3.latino n ibo
False ,one of them must be a carrier of the albino gene first,b4 an albino can be born.

Ok, u've passed my tests. Gwagwatulashun, u are now one of d lucky contestants. Can we move 2 d nxt level now? Congwatulobia once again.

@ pat
no more next level, cant u see that uyimem meet all ur requirement,haba, u wanna streez dis guy, it aint kool now

@ uyimen
now u can hav pat

hum like she said, Gwagwatulashun

My gawd!! See trouble o . . . . Why is tommy pokenosing nao?

@Pat

What do u expect of him,

Hi Nairalanders,

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Call 08027116001 for more details.

artfaith, are u insane? Must u post ur rubbish in any thread? Can't u post dat thrash on properties? Don't let me transfa my aggression 2 u dis morning o. Nama!!
@ aus
why shud he pokenose? If he is jealous, den he shud create his own thread, report to d moderators or hit his head against aso rock. Chikenah!!

@ artfaith
take ur land outta here, nobody needs it, if u wana make advert, go to the radio station and not here,

@ pat
wetin u want make uyimen do self, afterall the guy don try nao, give am chance make im show u the koko

Wetin concern u nao?

@ pat
who told u im jealous,,,,nmba, im not,how can i be, when he be say na u be the queen of the IZANGA here

Hehehe, i no fit shout.

@ Pat

I heard you

@ pat
so can we have the next level ,if you dont mind

Uyimen, d next level is an examination.

1. Use ur name and phone number to create a thread.
2. What is ur real name, age, location, & qualification?
3. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i think i have a . . . . . .

@ princess pat, do you mean to kill me?
What is wrong wit this thread?why should i open another one?
Also why should i post my number on nairaland that Wud mean giving my identity to the world. All naija girls will start calling my number,is that what you want?do you want to share me wit other?
I Wud like to give you my details if you want ,but to you alone not to the world.
Cheers.

Alrite uyimen, am on my assignments now, will continue later. Aurevior.

@Princess pat.
Do you want to kill me?
If i post my number online the whole naija girls will start calling me ,is that what you want?do you want to share me wit others.
If you want my details i may give it to you but privately.
Cheers.

PHATWHIZKID are you not the showdy that stays in jos, if yes how come i avent heard from you again, would love to see you at
least b4 i can know what to say to uyimen,
Have fun

Nna na wa o, see trouble o. U guys should leave pat alone nao. Or u do u guys wanna spoil my show? Uyimen, don't mind them jare, they are all jealous.

PHATWHIZ YOU EVERYWHERE, TRY TO UPLOAD A PIC FROM A CLOSE RANGE TO HAVE A CLEARER VIEW OF YOU.

@Akallalone. What do you know about Patwhizkid?
Pls lets hear it.
@pat . You are very popular oh,
If there is anything about you let me know naa.
Am going to class i will talk to you latter.

My popularity no matter at all o. Gongo aso, oti so. Aka, don't worry, i will soon upload my pic.

hmmmmm, just because of only one girl,, see blood for nairaland

I have agbara nla!!!

@ pat. Now that your little game is over,i have answered your test question, i think there is one more test exam left for both of us.
ORAL examination.
When is that starting?