Ok, am expecting u o, cos u are among d VIPs.

patwhizkid:

Ok, am expecting u o, cos u are among d VIPs.

No whala My Hommie Gurl!

Wetin be hommie gurl? Tell me jare

My princess watsup?
I guess you are a little sacred of meeting me or even talking to me. At least you are in naija aren't you? I can meet you,cant i?
I dont have a selfish desire ooo, you should know.
Just curious about meeting this girl i call MY PRINCESS.

Alwite my pwince, u'll meet me, just be patient.

patwhizkid:

Wetin be hommie gurl? Tell me jare

That means you be my Tile tile gan gan Home Gurl abi na tease

Pureminded, abeg o.

Pweese make una leave pat alone nna

coughs and chokes. ,









And ends with a fart

gabrywyl:

coughs and chokes. ,









And ends with a fart

This Gab!

patwhizkid:

Pureminded, abeg o.

dani1luv:

Pweese make una leave pat alone nna

Awhite

are u there

princealex:

are u there

Am about going to class now, call me later nao.

patwhizkid, your post count will soon get to your year of birth, how nice!

@ DC
Qu'est-ce que cela veut dire? How?

qu'est-ce que vous avez contre le concept de l'anglais?

I don't lyk english language, datz y.

just an excerpt from the nland rule book

Please use standard, proper, and clear English at all times when publicly discussing topics on the Nairaland Forum. If you must use other languages, create a special topic for that language in the culture section.

hey its just a rule. rules are meant to be broken to pieces (anybody wey show admin wetin i talk here go roast)
we can talk in french, spanish or italian. whichever makes u the happiest.

we fit even use pidgin. (my fav)

Oya make we use pidgin, make e no come be lyk say we wan sell them.

yea i no go want make the Prince of this thread think sey i don take him Princess

Hehehe. . . DC u nor go kill me.

kill u? i wan die(by hanging) be tht na.
as i dey talk to u now, u know how many snipper red lights dey show for my body? if i make any move to touch u, enof bullets go touch me before ma hand reach u.

Why? Na who be dat pesin wey wan kill u? Dem nor go fit jare. . .abeg nor fear.

so u dey assure me sey i dey free to touch? (or chineke thanks for the new wife u don give me this evening)

Rotfl

talk o, i no wan touch then my hand wither.

U fit touch, ur hand nor go wither.

yay thanks, u too mosh. oya make i start.
erm. . . my babes and ur guy(s) shouldnt know about this, k? wetin dem no know no go kill them.

Ok, i nor go tell dem.

u're just one wonderful darling :*
mmmmmm so let's seee, make i start with ur hair. can i scatter it?

Yeah, u can scatter it as long as u'll give me money 2 make another one.

yea sure. i even know how to weave.
ok so i have clearance to scatter the hair, cant tell u wht i'mma do next cuz we fit make some people kolo. i think u know wht's next.