I bounced into the bank since my withdrawal today is far better than every of the withdrawals I ever made in my entire life. The amount on my withdrawal slip was smiling at me and my belle dey sweet me. I entered the bank with my shoulder pads so high and my steps and walking style was synonymous to that of the turkey (lols). I know you must be wondering how much am withdrawing; I won't disclose for security reasons (lols) but trust me, its huge. On getting into the banking hall, the queue was so long but I just walked straight to the counter since the amount a withdrawing is no match to anyone online. Before I knew it, almost everyone on the queue got mad at me and started shouting "who are you" "where are you from" "bros, you no dey queue". I looked back a smiled at them and I replied with so much of pride and confidence, "Do you who you are talking to?", "Do you know how much am withdrawing?". The comotion continued until the manager came down to address the situation. On seeing me, my package and my withdrawal slip, he took my slip and told me, "gentle man follow me". I followed him and I did "NTOR"(abused with my tongue out) to everyone on the queue. The manager handed my withdrawal slip to a special cashier in the inner chamber (omo see class, money good o). I sat down in a sofa in manager's office which is fully air conditioned while the cashier attends to my slip....
TO BE CONTINUED...

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