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Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Joshuadon: 11:13pm On Jul 24, 2015
TopWinner:

Nawa o.
It clearly reads Why You Must Always
Have A Pen As A Student


Point!

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Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by horpilow(m): 11:19pm On Jul 24, 2015
fattbabakay:
I bet you've not watched Merlin.
Or Game of Thrones

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Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by BobUg28(m): 11:33pm On Jul 24, 2015
Great piece! All thanks to Mr OP. You are actually making a lot of sense.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by ajaolu(m): 12:25am On Jul 25, 2015
geedeex2:
Whether you are a student or not you must endeavor to always have a pen and a book because you never know when a million dollar idea will pop up in your head .
Then get a Samsung Galaxy Note 4
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by freeage7(m): 12:43am On Jul 25, 2015
EduRegard:
This piece will probably sound somewhat like a joke but it’s actually a matter of fact that should not be handled with weak grasp. As the elders would say, keep it in your left hand so you wont swallow it with some balls of eba.

Students, mostly unserious ones will always complain of lost pen and hardly will they bring a pen to class. And by the time they raise up those two fingers after the thumb right in the middle of the class, everybody knows the pen borrower is at it again. That is bad! Read along, As A Student – Why You Must Always Have A Pen.

If you don’t have a pen, you won’t be able to write note in class, if you don’t write note, you won’t have note, if you don’t have note, you won’t study, if you don’t study, your head will be empty, if your head is empty, you will fail, if you fail, no graduation, without graduation , you will have no certificate. The thread continues…. Without certificate, you will have no job, without job, no money, without money, no food, without food, you get skinny..If you have ever seen an hunger-driven skinny man then you will know ugliness is the next step.



Once you are ugly and cashless, no lover, without lover, no marriage, without marriage, no children, without children and money, you tend to be alone as people will only follow you when you have lickable oil on your fingers. Loneliness leads to depression, depression leads to sickness, sickness leads to DEATH. God forbid! But grab the moral lesson : Do not lose your pen!
If a student can't get a pen he must try and get a laptop. Atleast, him go do yahoo yahoo.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by DoroMega: 12:59am On Jul 25, 2015
It cant be replaced by gadgets.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:39am On Jul 25, 2015
Joshuadon:
This is Great!.THE POWER OF THE PEN.



The Pics Though, If This is How penless people look like ....Then You Must be Very wrong Cus Millionaires @ Alaba Int Mart Doesn't Look this Famished... smiley
lol
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:39am On Jul 25, 2015
DoroMega:
It cant be replaced by gadgets.
Sure.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:39am On Jul 25, 2015
freeage7:

If a student can't get a pen he must try and get a laptop. Atleast, him go do yahoo yahoo.
Funny
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:40am On Jul 25, 2015
BobUg28:
Great piece! All thanks to Mr OP. You are actually making a lot of sense.
Thanks.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:41am On Jul 25, 2015
bobchigar:
It is shameful for any student that does not have pen with him/her at all time.
Sure.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:41am On Jul 25, 2015
kobonaire:
Gollum finally visited a dentist ...
Lol

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Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:43am On Jul 25, 2015
mrlaw93:
The writer of this piece has lost his head. As he lost his head, he lost his brain. Without the brain he cannot tink, without thinking he wrote this trash. With this trash he thinks he his wise.. Nop! Ur foolishness has just begun..
THANKS.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:48am On Jul 25, 2015
Kelklein:
am I the only one that doesn't get this..
Have you eaten?
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:48am On Jul 25, 2015
Lapyte:
in other words without going through school nobody will make it according to your writeup. You got it all wrong
Really?
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 1:48am On Jul 25, 2015
OmichaelO:
Whatever happened to Tabs or Notebook computer :-/

Nice piece though!!
Hmmm
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Ezegozie(m): 3:38am On Jul 25, 2015
naijainfogalery:
This op must be a student , it doesn't happen the way you posted it here , Emeka was that guy that hardly come to class and if he manages to come, Emeka doesn't have note talkless of biro to write, of there is anyone with a less chance of making it in life its Emeka, Emeka managed to graduate from Secondary school and that was all I know about Emeka not until fast forward 2014 , I saw Emeka on TV as a special adviser to one governor in the east , as I am telling you now Emeka is so popular in that town that he has his own aides and entourage , if I choose to say his name here majority of you might have heard of him.
So my dear life doesn't work that way. There are some people that know their ways ,
Another story Victoria was an head girl back in the same school very brillant, smart, intelligent cute and very dedicated , she seems like the perfect girl with the perfect future as its just natural for things to work for her. Vic is that girl that has 10 extra biros , her notes are so neat she wouldn't even borrow you to copy, she knows the answer to almost every question . I had a crush on that babe I swear. She is too serious to even notice me. Fast forward this year, I saw Vic and I almost shed tears . victoria was doing a job that pays less than 30k a month.

So I was wondering what the hel l happened then I remembered something Emeka might not be smart but he is skilled. If u need to buy a new chinos , text book, gadget and needs a good deal call Emeka, if you need connections on anything call Emeka , he can convince a dead man to wake up, he knows every body , very friendly and got lots of skills but our Sis Vic always with book , book. Book she doesn't even give a damn about people ,




So whike in school don't work hard work smart

nice nollywood story

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Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by kalufelix(m): 3:52am On Jul 25, 2015
If you no get pen how you go take play bet9ja
After my phone na my pen o...
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by waxyung(m): 5:59am On Jul 25, 2015
My father once told me dat"A blunt pencil remembers more dan a sharp mind"..
Anyway e pain me say i no b ftc.bt e sure say person go comment afta me.nd i dedicate my comment 2 dat person#ILoveNairaland
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by mrkings84(m): 6:11am On Jul 25, 2015
In summary, u all will agree with me that "A SHORT PEN IS BETTER THAN A LONG MEMORY"

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Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by calddon(m): 6:15am On Jul 25, 2015
if u don't write note, u can still read photocopies of someone else's note. wink
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Nobody: 6:54am On Jul 25, 2015
story story..............story........once upon a time......time time
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Awesomeking: 7:30am On Jul 25, 2015
This is plain nonsense,because of this,when i get to meet the president of u.s during my own time,i will wear agbada..am serious!
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by darlenese(f): 7:32am On Jul 25, 2015
But baba never used a pen yet he's a president cry
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Joshuadon: 7:38am On Jul 25, 2015
EduRegard:
lol


Thumbs up Mancheesy
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by agentofchange1(m): 7:50am On Jul 25, 2015
naijainfogalery:
This op must be a student , it doesn't happen the way you posted it here , Emeka was that guy that hardly come to class and if he manages to come, Emeka doesn't have note talkless of biro to write, of there is anyone with a less chance of making it in life its Emeka, Emeka managed to graduate from Secondary school and that was all I know about Emeka not until fast forward 2014 , I saw Emeka on TV as a special adviser to one governor in the east , as I am telling you now Emeka is so popular in that town that he has his own aides and entourage , if I choose to say his name here majority of you might have heard of him.
So my dear life doesn't work that way. There are some people that know their ways ,
Another story Victoria was an head girl back in the same school very brillant, smart, intelligent cute and very dedicated , she seems like the perfect girl with the perfect future as its just natural for things to work for her. Vic is that girl that has 10 extra biros , her notes are so neat she wouldn't even borrow you to copy, she knows the answer to almost every question . I had a crush on that babe I swear. She is too serious to even notice me. Fast forward this year, I saw Vic and I almost shed tears . victoria was doing a job that pays less than 30k a month.

So I was wondering what the hel l happened then I remembered something Emeka might not be smart but he is skilled. If u need to buy a new chinos , text book, gadget and needs a good deal call Emeka, if you need connections on anything call Emeka , he can convince a dead man to wake up, he knows every body , very friendly and got lots of skills but our Sis Vic always with book , book. Book she doesn't even give a damn about people ,

So whike in school don't work hard work smart


I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

I have seen servants upon horses, and princes walking as servants upon the earth.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by deltateam: 7:29pm On Jul 25, 2015
Joshuadon:
This is Great!.THE POWER OF THE PEN.



The Pics Though, If This is How penless people look like ....Then You Must be Very wrong Cus Millionaires @ Alaba Int Mart Doesn't Look this Famished... smiley

Op is a learner. Whoever said without certificate no money? Go to onitsha main market iya afu ife guys mega.
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by simdam500(m): 11:43am On Jul 26, 2015
I think the op is talking about pen relating to students in school...



Nice point, and where I think the op is driving at is telling the students you can't go to a farm without your farm tools
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by EduRegard: 12:17am On Feb 24, 2016
9 Reasons Why University BSc Is Better Than Polytechnic HND

SOURCE : http://eduregard.com/reasons-why-university-bsc-is-better-than-polytechnic-hnd/
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Kirinwa: 5:00am On Feb 24, 2016
Joshuadon:
This is Great!.THE POWER OF THE PEN.



The Pics Though, If This is How penless people look like ....Then You Must be Very wrong Cus Millionaires @ Alaba Int Mart Doesn't Look this Famished... smiley


How do they write receipt of purchase?
Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by Joshuadon: 5:50am On Mar 05, 2016
Kirinwa:



How do they write receipt of purchase?




I detest dumb questions. However to lighten your ignorance I'll defer. Do you think most of them are stark illiterates or dumb heads,if that's your assumptions then you're so wrong.most of them are graduates who resorted to business and they are doing just fine , owing to the high level of unemployment in the country,they can't just fold their hands hoping to get some illusional job or whateversoever,(they ain't lazy bones). Even the so called illiterates are adapting very swiftly to the ever changing world.

So Mr literate.They rule their World.

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