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Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by damygurl(f): 11:01pm On Oct 22, 2005
One day a farmers’ donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as d farmer tried to figure out wat to do. Finally he decided that d animal was old, and d well needed to be covered up anywayz. And it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve d donkey. So he decided to bury d donkey!!!!!

He invited all his neighbors to cum over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into d well. At first d donkey realized wat was happening and cried horribly, and then slowly he quieted till noting was heard of him!!!!!

A few shovel loads l8er, d farmer finally looked down d dwell and was astonished at wat he saw!!! With every shovel of dirt dat hit his back, d donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up!

As d farmers’ friend continued to shovel dirt on d animal he would shake it off and take a step up! Pretty soon everyone was amazed as d donkey stepped up over the edge of d well and trotted off!!

Life is going to shovel dirt on u, all kinds of dirts. The trick to getting out of d well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of d deepest well by not stopping, never giving up, shaking it off and taking a step up!!!!!!

Remember d five simple rules to be happy:
 Free ur heart 4rm hatred
 Free ur mind 4rm worries
 Live simply
 Give more
 Expect less

Enough of dat…… the donkey l8er came back and kicked d crap out of d farmer dat tried to bury him.
Moral of d story: when u try to cover ur ass it always cums back to bite u!!!!
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 24, 2005
Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was a lesson to learn,that was touching too,thanks alot !
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by nike4luv(f): 3:03pm On Oct 24, 2005
nice one..thanks
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by fabian(f): 2:36pm On Oct 27, 2005
Nice 1! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by Maneater1(f): 11:46am On Jan 23, 2007
welll said
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by Mystique(f): 1:13pm On Jan 24, 2007
Good one, wink
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by Queen1(f): 1:47pm On Jan 24, 2007
its true o
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by mandiiee(f): 2:15am On Apr 13, 2009
aww smart donkey, yea use stumbling rocks as stepping stones! Lifz gud cool
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by blackracle(m): 7:10am On Apr 13, 2009
Thanks for d lesson.wuz really touching.
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by chidichris(m): 3:22pm On Apr 13, 2009
@damygurl,
for the first time in this nairaland, i am seeing a real american brain.
am in love baby.
more this pls.
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by iniguy(m): 4:36pm On Apr 13, 2009
Really cool
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by femaadinho: 5:01pm On Apr 13, 2009
lol
Re: Hilarious Story About A Farmers Donkey! by cbase: 7:59pm On Apr 13, 2009
the donkey get brain grin

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