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Funny Testimony by skyndyp(f): 11:36am On Aug 20, 2010 |
'Praise the Lort.Hmmm! It not a small someting. Well, infact, it all started a two day ako, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house noting much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So,I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a farr-ing place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now,i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God,i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true. So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcoal and noting happen to me' Have fun |
Re: Funny Testimony by sledge406: 3:42pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
If by this time 2moro you nor post for here, I go know say you don choke from d smoke. Just incase you're wondering what is, that's u laffing with you black teeth as a result of the charcoal. Skinnydeeping! moro moro |
Re: Funny Testimony by cynthoney(f): 3:43pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
yeah,cynthology is here! and is this wat i taught u? anyway,seen it b4 but its cool |
Re: Funny Testimony by Dyt(f): 7:24pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
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Re: Funny Testimony by Nobody: 11:33pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
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Re: Funny Testimony by nellaluv(f): 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
@Skyndyp how is daddy, lmao |
Re: Funny Testimony by McAmah(m): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2010 |
i love it.good testimony.lmao |
Re: Funny Testimony by skyndyp(f): 3:06pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
Sledge i still dey here. Sup with u Cynthdarling sorry i didn't make good use of ur tutorials Nella whatta gwan. Daddy escaped thru the back door |
Re: Funny Testimony by nellaluv(f): 12:01am On Aug 24, 2010 |
Oh, ok |
Re: Funny Testimony by sledge406: 1:17am On Aug 25, 2010 |
skyndyp:You wan poison me I nor dey house oo |
Re: Funny Testimony by skyndyp(f): 10:07am On Aug 25, 2010 |
Poison ke? U be poison na |
Re: Funny Testimony by sutoboy(m): 8:11am On Aug 26, 2010 |
I NO FIT LAFF THAT ONE PASS TESTIMONY SELF. |
Re: Funny Testimony by sledge406: 12:50am On Aug 27, 2010 |
@Skinny deep. . .Noted! |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:54am On Aug 28, 2010 |
Lol na serious matter walahi |
Re: Funny Testimony by Kzea: 7:39am On Sep 01, 2010 |
GUY THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE . BUT TRY MAKE U CAL DADDY AND ASK HIM HW FAR THINK WHAT'S THIS IT'S ME .I'M ALREADY BREAKING MY CRIB |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 10:27am On Sep 01, 2010 |
but na me get this joke na skydrop u be real copycat |
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 11:01am On Sep 01, 2010 |
Why are u fighting over the joke Stud. Go take a nape jor |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:04am On Sep 01, 2010 |
Nap u meant, hard tough girl. |
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 11:09am On Sep 01, 2010 |
That's a typo boy |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:16am On Sep 01, 2010 |
Re-arrange dat face fast. . . when una mis-yarn, una go heap the blame on typo how far na, long time no see, how business? |
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 11:29am On Sep 01, 2010 |
Costumer no dey |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:33am On Sep 01, 2010 |
hard to believe dear, vicks don dey look for you since morning. u just leave the guy like that take head wakka go market. |
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 12:17pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Who is Vicks |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 12:19pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
you new found boy friend ofcourse, u wan deny am? |
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 12:28pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Is that what he told u? Now he is so dead |
Re: Funny Testimony by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
he chop the charcoal and he no die lol |
Re: Funny Testimony by sylve11: 1:20pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
skyndyp: lol |
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 1:33pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Baby.me u harsh for dis matter no be small wahali. . . Erm, make i get u cutlass |
Re: Funny Testimony by Vic2k3(m): 1:41pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
baby.me: DON'T TELL ME U ARE BLIND LOL
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Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 1:44pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Vicky boy Get me a cup of straw-berry ice cream and i'll make u mind |
Re: Funny Testimony by Vic2k3(m): 1:45pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
baby.me: U must b joking aint u?
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Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 1:48pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Are u serious? |
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