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Funny Testimony by skyndyp(f): 11:36am On Aug 20, 2010
'Praise the Lort.Hmmm! It not a small someting. Well, infact, it all started a two day ako, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house noting much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So,I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a farr-ing place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it.

So now,i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.

Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God,i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true.

So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah.

But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcoal and noting happen to me' grin



Have fun wink
Re: Funny Testimony by sledge406: 3:42pm On Aug 20, 2010
If by this time 2moro you nor post for here, I go know say you don choke from d smoke.

Just incase you're wondering what cheesy is, that's u laffing with you black teeth as a result of the charcoal.

Skinnydeeping! moro moro
Re: Funny Testimony by cynthoney(f): 3:43pm On Aug 20, 2010
yeah,cynthology is here!

and is this wat i taught u?

anyway,seen it b4 but its cool cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny Testimony by Dyt(f): 7:24pm On Aug 20, 2010
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Re: Funny Testimony by Nobody: 11:33pm On Aug 20, 2010
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Re: Funny Testimony by nellaluv(f): 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2010
@Skyndyp

how is daddy, lmao cheesy
Re: Funny Testimony by McAmah(m): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2010
i love it.good testimony.lmao
Re: Funny Testimony by skyndyp(f): 3:06pm On Aug 23, 2010
Sledge i still dey here. Sup with u wink

Cynthdarling sorry i didn't make good use of ur tutorials grin

Nella whatta gwan. Daddy escaped thru the back door embarassed embarassed
Re: Funny Testimony by nellaluv(f): 12:01am On Aug 24, 2010
Oh, ok cheesy
Re: Funny Testimony by sledge406: 1:17am On Aug 25, 2010
skyndyp:

Sledge i still dey here. Sup with u wink
You wan poison me
I nor dey house oo
Re: Funny Testimony by skyndyp(f): 10:07am On Aug 25, 2010
Poison ke? U be poison na cheesy
Re: Funny Testimony by sutoboy(m): 8:11am On Aug 26, 2010
I NO FIT LAFF

THAT ONE PASS TESTIMONY SELF.
Re: Funny Testimony by sledge406: 12:50am On Aug 27, 2010
@Skinny deep. . .Noted!
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:54am On Aug 28, 2010
Lol na serious matter walahi
Re: Funny Testimony by Kzea: 7:39am On Sep 01, 2010
GUY THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE .
BUT TRY MAKE U CAL DADDY AND ASK HIM HW FAR
THINK WHAT'S THIS grin grin grin grin grin grin
IT'S ME .I'M ALREADY BREAKING MY CRIB
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 10:27am On Sep 01, 2010
but na me get this joke na grin grin skydrop u be real copycat grin
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 11:01am On Sep 01, 2010
Why are u fighting over the joke Stud. Go take a nape jor tongue
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:04am On Sep 01, 2010
Nap u meant, hard tough girl. grin
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 11:09am On Sep 01, 2010
That's a typo boy angry
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:16am On Sep 01, 2010
Re-arrange dat face fast. . . when una mis-yarn, una go heap the blame on typo grin

how far na, long time no see, how business? grin
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 11:29am On Sep 01, 2010
Costumer no dey grin grin
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 11:33am On Sep 01, 2010
hard to believe dear, vicks don dey look for you since morning.

u just leave the guy like that take head wakka go market.
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 12:17pm On Sep 01, 2010
Who is Vicks lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 12:19pm On Sep 01, 2010
you new found boy friend ofcourse, u wan deny am?
Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 12:28pm On Sep 01, 2010
Is that what he told u? Now he is so dead angry angry
Re: Funny Testimony by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Sep 01, 2010
he chop the charcoal and he no die lol
Re: Funny Testimony by sylve11: 1:20pm On Sep 01, 2010
skyndyp:




'Praise the Lort.Hmmm! It not a small someting. Well, infact, it all started a two day ako, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house noting much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So,I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a farr-ing place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it.

So now,i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.

Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God,i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true.

So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah.

But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcoal and noting happen to me' grin



Have fun wink







lol grin cool
Re: Funny Testimony by StudioCFR(m): 1:33pm On Sep 01, 2010
Baby.me u harsh for dis matter no be small wahali. . . Erm, make i get u cutlass
Re: Funny Testimony by Vic2k3(m): 1:41pm On Sep 01, 2010
baby.me:

Who is Vicks lipsrsealed

DON'T TELL ME U ARE BLIND LOL

Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 1:44pm On Sep 01, 2010
Vicky boy grin Get me a cup of straw-berry ice cream and i'll make u mind
Re: Funny Testimony by Vic2k3(m): 1:45pm On Sep 01, 2010
baby.me:

Vicky boy grin Get me a cup of straw-berry ice cream and i'll make u mind

U must b joking aint u?

Re: Funny Testimony by babyme1(f): 1:48pm On Sep 01, 2010
Are u serious? grin

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