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| Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by endisticks(m): 1:14pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
The putridity of d educational sector in d country is so unbecoming. The spate at which Nigerians speak wrong English at Automated Teller Machine(ATM) Points is redundantly malodorous. I have been to all the 6 geopolitical zones in d country and I shake my head in dismay whenever I am at the ATM points.They all seem to be culpable. U are frustratingly queuing under d scorching sun and one 'advanced gorilla' walks up to you saying... " Bros bros....who is the last person? are u the last person  "Whenever i hear this, i feel like vomiting..it is so annoying. Yesterday, a big breasted fat lady walked up to me (holding yoghurt and eggroll) touched me from behind..."just as Jesus was touched by d woman with d issue of blood" saying..... " Bros bros...are U d last person?"..I almost replied her with a "fat slap" Why hasn't any advanced gorilla seen this statement as a misnormer or an anomaly? Why should the Last person be asking for "the last person" I replied d big breasted fat lady...."Hey woman U are d last person..cos u'r just coming...are U trying to ask for the "LAST BUT ONE" or the "PENULTIMATE" person?? I said this and everyone bursted into blatant laughter.... I did my transaction n walked away....Whether they like it or not; They'v all learnt something new. |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by SeverusSnape(m): 1:20pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
endisticks:you really tried, But let me also correct you now. It's "Grammar" not "Grammer". Thank me later. 2 Likes |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by Godfullsam(m): 1:27pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
Picture of you and the big breasted fat lady or ...  |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by iphanyiuma(m): 1:43pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
Op you're an advanced chimpanzee....because you now earn 30k you're feeling like a professor. Go America go fall your hand idiott!!  |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
At oga op, our society re not concerned with ur grammar bt understanding is d order of d day |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
Clap for yourself. You have really tried but you don't start a new sentence with a small letter. 1 Like |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by dgr8truth(m): 4:39pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by Egregius(m): 6:09pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
And your point is ?? |
| Re: Fact...98% Of Nigerians At Atm Points Are Culpable Of This Wrong Grammer by bluntspade: 6:27pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
endisticks:op you are possessed.. |
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