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Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by manie(m): 5:55pm On Jul 27, 2015
EggovinMma:
cry

I live a life of constipation.
Thanks op for this.
That very moment when you going through constipation on a dinner date. cry

You go kon dey hold the "mess" in, and then the dinner gown doesn't fit anymore because 8 the protruded tummy (filled with gaseous explosives) cry cry


It gets worst when you are in his car with him.*breaks down*

You need to find an urgent solution to it, cases of colon ulcer and colon cancer are now on the increase among young Nigerians.

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Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by gostartit(m): 5:58pm On Jul 27, 2015
Drinking Garri without sugar will go a long way
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by semitunde: 6:00pm On Jul 27, 2015
Just take fresh onion. Works wonders within mins. You'll even forget you were constipated.

Thank me later.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Reference(m): 6:10pm On Jul 27, 2015
EggovinMma:
cry

I live a life of constipation.
Thanks op for this.
That very moment when you going through constipation on a dinner date. cry

You go kon dey hold the "mess" in, and then the dinner gown doesn't fit anymore because 8 the protruded tummy (filled with gaseous explosives) cry cry


It gets worst when you are in his car with him.*breaks down*

Cut down the junk. Those pastries you enjoy chomping will turn your system to the inside of an old concrete mixer.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Reference(m): 6:14pm On Jul 27, 2015
Raymondluv:
i love eating biscuit can it cause constipation?

Big time. Refined flour is like gun powder to Boko Haram.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Reference(m): 6:18pm On Jul 27, 2015
EggovinMma:
Do veggies gives constipation?

Opposite. They are essentially fibre and contain enough water to grease your exhaust pipe. Go for the unwashed ones and take them completely raw for jet propulsion.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by pat077: 6:34pm On Jul 27, 2015
timidapsin:
you welcome love smiley
is there a specific brand of olive oil u can recommend?
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by NERDYDREAMS(m): 6:43pm On Jul 27, 2015
Expensive shit
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by NERDYDREAMS(m): 6:44pm On Jul 27, 2015
pat077:
is there a specific brand of olive oil u can recommend?
Red oil
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by timidapsin(m): 6:45pm On Jul 27, 2015
pat077:
is there a specific brand of olive oil u can recommend?
castor oil is okay
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by pat077: 7:04pm On Jul 27, 2015
timidapsin:
castor oil is okay
was thinkin of anointing oil grin
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by pat077: 7:06pm On Jul 27, 2015
NERDYDREAMS:
Red oil
What of groundnut oil?
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by timidapsin(m): 7:22pm On Jul 27, 2015
pat077:
was thinkin of anointing oil grin
lol
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by NERDYDREAMS(m): 7:28pm On Jul 27, 2015
pat077:
What of groundnut oil?
that one too is ok,you can also use engine oil too..the black one
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by pat077: 7:44pm On Jul 27, 2015
NERDYDREAMS:
that one too is ok,you can also use engine oil too..the black one
What is engine oil?
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by panicacid: 7:45pm On Jul 27, 2015
just take 2 tsp of mist mag in the night and about 1/2 to 1 litre of water first thing in the morning
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Ewuro4: 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2015
EggovinMma:
cry

I live a life of constipation.
Thanks op for this.
That very moment when you going through constipation on a dinner date. cry

You go kon dey hold the "mess" in, and then the dinner gown doesn't fit anymore because 8 the protruded tummy (filled with gaseous explosives) cry cry


It gets worst when you are in his car with him.*breaks down*

Lobatan cheesy

Any bean derivative (Akara, moinmoin, stewed beans) are the best form of natural laxative.

Cut back on excessive vegetables to reduce bloating. Eat more fruits instead. Probiotic yogurt are also great in controlling gassy tummy.

And na God I take beg una, stop 'messing in' ohh..

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Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Ewuro4: 7:59pm On Jul 27, 2015
Reference:


Opposite. They are essentially fibre and contain enough water to grease your exhaust pipe. Go for the unwashed ones and take them completely raw for jet propulsion.

Not lack of but excessive consumption (in the name of dieting) will def trigger serious bloating.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by ayobase(m): 8:04pm On Jul 27, 2015
timidapsin:


First and foremost what is Constipation?

As the body digests the food we eat, nutrients and water absorbed through the body’s digestive process. The leftover solid waste becomes stool, usually referred to as sh*t or poo. Then, muscle contractions in the intestines push the stool through the colon, before exiting the body out of the rectum.

Typically, stool should move easily and naturally through and out of the body.



Basically constipation simply means when you find it hard to pass out very hard Stools {poo}



Most times when you force the stools out, you end up having anal fissure (tear in the anus)

FOR FAST RELIEVE OF CONSTIPATION

Take 1 tablespoon of olive oil
1 teaspoon of lemon juice (optional)
Directions

In the morning consume one tablespoon of olive oil. It works best on an empty stomach, so have it before you eat anything else. If you forget, wait until later when you haven’t eaten for a while. You can mix it with a little bit of lemon juice if you like to lighten the flavor (lemon juice also acts as a natural aid for constipation.)

Fresh lemon also works.
Directions
Squeeze the juice of one lemon into a cup of warm water.
Drink or sip until finished completely.


Take food rich in fibre
Fibre is extremely good for the body system , and it also helps in over coming constipation.
Eat lots of Fibre meal
Example
-Beans
-Apricots
-Whole grain bread
-Berries
-Broccoli
-Plums, pears, and apples
-nuts
-Potatoes (skip the frying)

FINALLY.
Do lots of sports and exercise
Sports and Exercise helps in digisting and breaking down food in the stomach

Source: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/how-to-get-rid-of-constipation-fast/

Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove


The only known and tested solution: When at the toilet, instead of spreading ur legs out, tightly close them together as you simultaneously pull and push the poo.

A technique I discovered last year.
I no dey care about constipation again.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Maryalex1805(f): 8:35pm On Jul 27, 2015
sweatlana:
If u have constipation don't push so that u don't tear ur rectum like I did.

Just take 2or3 spoons of castor oil or liquid paraphine
The apply some in and around the anus wearing a glove use your hand to remove the hard stool. The rest will follow once the hard stool is out.

I had chronic anal fissure, without question the worst pain of my life!
So how did u treat it?
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Maryalex1805(f): 8:41pm On Jul 27, 2015
Thanks op for the info
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by timidapsin(m): 8:46pm On Jul 27, 2015
Maryalex1805:
Thanks op for the info
you are welcome mary
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by pbs4real(m): 9:10pm On Jul 27, 2015
Sweetyie:
Tnx @ op.the post is informative.

All this space bookers there is God oh
wat would u do if u hold her bf?grin
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by ogundeleai(m): 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2015
Two sachet of andrew liver salt in a half fill glass of water taken before going to Bed or early in the morning has also proven to be potent is softening and releasing stool..
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by midegal(f): 9:39pm On Jul 27, 2015
Hmm
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 27, 2015
Reference:


Cut down the junk. Those pastries you enjoy chomping will turn your system to the inside of an old concrete mixer.

I don't eat junks or pastries. Hardly.
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by Maryalex1805(f): 12:33am On Jul 28, 2015
timidapsin:
you are welcome mary
smiley
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by chiclasweet: 6:52am On Jul 28, 2015
drink iaso tea
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by bosunjohns(m): 8:13am On Jul 28, 2015
timidapsin:


First and foremost what is Constipation?

As the body digests the food we eat, nutrients and water absorbed through the body’s digestive process. The leftover solid waste becomes stool, usually referred to as sh*t or poo. Then, muscle contractions in the intestines push the stool through the colon, before exiting the body out of the rectum.

Typically, stool should move easily and naturally through and out of the body.



Basically constipation simply means when you find it hard to pass out very hard Stools {poo}



Most times when you force the stools out, you end up having anal fissure (tear in the anus)

FOR FAST RELIEVE OF CONSTIPATION

Take 1 tablespoon of olive oil
1 teaspoon of lemon juice (optional)
Directions

In the morning consume one tablespoon of olive oil. It works best on an empty stomach, so have it before you eat anything else. If you forget, wait until later when you haven’t eaten for a while. You can mix it with a little bit of lemon juice if you like to lighten the flavor (lemon juice also acts as a natural aid for constipation.)

Fresh lemon also works.
Directions
Squeeze the juice of one lemon into a cup of warm water.
Drink or sip until finished completely.


Take food rich in fibre
Fibre is extremely good for the body system , and it also helps in over coming constipation.
Eat lots of Fibre meal
Example
-Beans
-Apricots
-Whole grain bread
-Berries
-Broccoli
-Plums, pears, and apples
-nuts
-Potatoes (skip the frying)

FINALLY.
Do lots of sports and exercise
Sports and Exercise helps in digisting and breaking down food in the stomach

Source: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/how-to-get-rid-of-constipation-fast/

Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by timidapsin(m): 8:27am On Jul 28, 2015
jazinogold:
what of eating fibre active biscuit? going by the name of the biscuit, it should contain fibre!
yes
Re: How To Get Rid Of Constipation Fast by free37: 2:39pm On Jul 28, 2015
Hmm....

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