[b]Fellow Nigerians, in line with the condition for appointment declared by our Working and admired President, that all officers to be appointed must first declare their assets, I therefore publicly declare mine for accountability purposes.

I am a university graduate and my certificate is not with the Military. This is because I am not a force man. I believe that qualify me for public service.

My assets are indeed priceless but few. I will try to put a price tag on them as I list them.

The Following List contain my assets in no other of relevance.

1. I own a Nokia C3 Phone. I paid 5000 Naira to get it and guess what? Its a second hand.

2. I own a condemned Samsung Galaxy Pro. It was a gift that I once cherished but I condemned it while trying to show my expertise in technology. The price tag now is 0 Naira.

3. I own a HP Compaq nx6120 Laptop that is near death. It is only useful to me when I need to write a cover letter or update my CV. I got it when the going was good at the price of 192,000 Naira. It value now if you are interested is 25,000 Naira.

4. I own a suit. I hate wearing it but I had to buy it just in case a company or organization may require me to speak English with them in an English Environment. I have only worn it once so it value is intact. Just 8,000 Naira.

5. I own a worn out pair of shoes. It was semi worn out when I acquired it so I won't blame it being worn out on job hunt.
It's valued at 1,000 Naira.

6. I own a laptop Bag. It contain my cloths, Copies of CV and Certificates. It is values at 2,500 Naira.

I won't like to disclose the number of cloths that I have as it might reduce or increase before I finish submitting my assets declaration. Note that they are all in my laptop bag.

The total value of all my assets before appointment is 42,000 Naira including some unnamed items that may be irrelevant to this certificate.

I did not include House or accommodation because I am a free bee.

This certificate of declaration remains valid until my appointment is confirmed.

Thank you very much for listening and taking note. Don't expect me to remain the same after my service if I am appointed. But be rest assured that I will account for the 20 houses, 5 cars, and a Great family that I would have acquired after my service duration.

God bless You.

God Bless Mr. President, Muhammadu Buhari.

God Bless the federal Republic of Nigeria.[/b]

wereh at another level... an escapee from yaba left i guess

Introvert and ambivert, why you two no take first and second for this post. That has devalued the value of this thread.

.. 42,000K. Get a life bro

Good one!!
Over to you DAFTUS
Hoping this catches ebola and hits FP

Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Obinoscopy

Hope we can count on you when the time comes

ketekete:
.. 42,000K. Get a life bro

I am coming to serve Nigerians

BraniacX:
Good one!!

Over to you DAFTUS

Hoping this catches ebola and hits FP


Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Obinoscopy


Hope we can count on you when the time comes

I am as plain as board. Continue the counting on me.

victorels:

I am as plain as board. Continue the counting on me.

Hahahaha!!!
Not you, the mods

BraniacX:


Hahahaha!!!

Not you, the mods

Ok.

But this kind of topic only make it to front page when there are less news circulating.
When politics is dominating the news, people's write ups hardly make fp

victorels:


Ok.

But this kind of topic only make it to front page when there are less news circulating.
When politics is dominating the news, people's write ups hardly make fp

The obvious and intended sacarsm in it already makes it political and explosively controversial.

I think we are letting bubu's asset declaration pledge slide into obscurity if we don't keep the heat up, i commend you

BraniacX:


The obvious and intended sacarsm in it already makes it political and explosively controversial.

I think we are letting bubu's asset declaration pledge slide into obscurity if we don't keep the heat up, i commend you

Thanks

Push forward

Mr. Seun, this is public assets declaration. Please help make it public.

This is a public assets declaration
@obinoscopy

Nobi small matter.... waka

So funny that I forgot to laugh.

Cash in Bank, bank account and cash at hand?

omowolewa:
Cash in Bank, bank account and cash at hand?

That.

I have Stanbic, Diamond, GTB, Access, Bank accounts that I hope to fill very soon.
I also have MTN Yellow diamond, Stanbic, Paga, PocketMoni and Easy Mobile Money account that are awaiting deposits. They are empty. Be sure to see it filled with money soon.

I ain't gonna stop.
CC: lalasticlala.

Lalasticlala

Funniest S**t ever! Op what about your PS 1 memory card? Include it also as intellectual property.

huangcheng:
Funniest S**t ever! Op what about your PS 1 memory card? Include it also as intellectual property.

the OP has non of those.

August just came around.

Happy new month to you all.

I think i will soon join u too in publicly declaring my assets!

Max24:
I think i will soon join u too in publicly declaring my assets!

please do. I am a chestbeater and I can claim you do not have more assets than I do unless you provide evidence

[size=18pt]The dulllard always screaming Kworruption will never declare his assets publicly as he promised.[/size]

Cjrane2:
[size=18pt]The dulllard always screaming Kworruption will never declare his assets publicly as he promised.[/size]

I no follow you talk this one o. I only quoted you.

victorels:


please do. I am a chestbeater and I can claim you do not have more assets than I do unless you provide evidence

E be like say we go soon start Association of Public Asset Declarants. i dont mind if u become the President and me Vice President. Infact you are my hero and role model for you to publicly declare ur assets. i hope Buhari and co will learn from you. I hope all the APC and PDP e-wariors will convey ur example to their respective sponsors. Once again victorels, MY HERO and ROLE MODEL.