A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

Source:
https://www.facebook.com/INFIDELIXHIPHOP/photos/a.10151262938422782.550673.239753607781/10153927399152782/?type=1&fref=nf

Oh ye Osogbo weed crew, a better weed blend is sold on the streets of Florida!

cc: lalasticlala

Vanquay:

Space booking alert

Lmao... This shitt is crazy


Set Jesus up.. Who says that

Cutehector:
Lmao... This shitt is crazy


Set Jesus up.. Who says that

That's the impact of unadulterated weed

They are both looking weird and confused......... perfect couple, I wonder what their kids looks like. Lolzzzz

lalasticlala
ishilove

Fucking hilarious
Set Jesus up.
Can't wait for that to happen, he's got questions to answer.
Abeg wire this guy oooo.
But on a lighter note, is there recession in heaven, why would Jesus take trade to earth?
Oga jesu hmmmm.

Weirdos

End time things, the man looks like an alien sef