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A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by TheDauraMallam: 10:13pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Hi Nairalanders. Dogs are wonderful creatures. However, I remember a nasty encounter with a Doberman a while back. Omo, na my story people for dey share on social media by now. E get one time baggy trousers dey vogue, na im I come wear my baggy trousers, steal popsie perfume spray for body, destination was Akhionbare Street in GRA. Guys, nah one babe called Florence I go track. The coast was clear, the parents had gone to work, Florence was the only one at home. In my excitement I never bothered to check if their doberman was in sight. I was standing in the middle of the compound, behold this short tail demonic doberman wey dey always squeeze face emerged from nowhere. My first inclination was to bolt, but my legs refused to obey the electric At this stage, I was shivering uncontrollably. I had lost my mind and I did something I still find had to believe (till today). I actually opened my mouth to greet the dog "GOODMORNING PLS IS FLORENCE AT HOME?" See me see wahala! How dog want hear wetin I dey talk? The next thing I knew, the doberman stood in front of me and placed it's two front legs on my shoulder. It was at that moment I lost it. I cried out (like the wail from ten thousand tormented souls from hell) as I scampered to safety, and behold, the stupid Florence emerged from nowhere, laughing and clutching her stomach in fits of hysteria, apparently she had been watching the entire drama. Till date I'm still wondering what would have happened to me if Florence was not at home. 1000 likes for me to upload the Part Two 4 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by Kunzu(m): 10:24pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
dat dog wise gan ooo,na God save u no be small |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by vicadex07(m): 10:47pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
LOL VERY FUNNY EVEN THOUGH I KNOW SAY NA LIE |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by walemoney007(m): 10:56pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Even though I know say nah lie,I still laff |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by adewaletb3(m): 10:56pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Very funny man. But why don't I believe you. Maybe cos I smell lies. |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by White007(m): 10:57pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
You were lucky it wasn't a Pitt, you would have been on nairaland telling your story. |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by Inioluwa01(m): 11:09pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
I smell LIES! |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by Tsmooth1(m): 11:19pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
PMB #paygisinternstheirstipend |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by vislabraye(m): 11:57pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Shey Florence don give you wetin you go look for even extra sef? |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by olasmith10(m): 2:07am On Aug 01, 2015 |
morale of the story!!! |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by agabusta: 4:48am On Aug 01, 2015 |
Quite hilarious |
Re: A Nairalander's Nasty Encounter With A Doberman [dog] by Osama10(m): 4:53am On Aug 01, 2015 |
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