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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Heffalump(m): 5:03pm On Aug 04, 2015

The ATM has an incurable millennium Virus that has eaten up the hard drive.!

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Andyblaze: 5:17pm On Aug 04, 2015

Abayor7:

kindly type the message on the atm machine here. My screen is too small and the texts in the pic are tiny.
Thanks!

to make a withdrawal please solve for x

y=264^15/99xyz* 2n + 1 - (Pi + Phi)

Then Press Enter

Time Remaining : 0:29

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Femistico(m): 5:18pm On Aug 04, 2015

I"ll definitely wait for someone to solve it and collect d answer from him

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Nickymezor(f): 5:18pm On Aug 04, 2015

tosyne2much:
This one na serious war ooooo

Abi dat ATM want make I starve to death ni ?

. Good question

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Happiness87(f): 5:18pm On Aug 04, 2015

searching4love:

THE OP IS HIGH ON SHEKAU'S CUM

appears you have zero sense of humor

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by iameugene(m): 5:21pm On Aug 04, 2015

Andyblaze makes fp shocked

i must sing
Wo bobo shocked

werey lobade tongue

To get this money we dey baling everynight and day cheesy

Wobobo

werelobade oya shakiti bobo (••)
<>
_/\_

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Nobody: 5:23pm On Aug 04, 2015

Happiness87:
appears you have zero sense of humor

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Andyblaze: 5:30pm On Aug 04, 2015

iameugene:
Andyblaze makes fp i must sing Wo bobo werey lobade To get this money we dey baling everynight and day Wobobo wo werelobade oya shakiti bobo (••) <> _/\_

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by vivaciousvivi(f): 5:33pm On Aug 04, 2015

I withdraw my card and take a walk. cheesy

I can't remember a single further math equation from secondary school it is when I am an adult I would be forced to remember to use my own money kwa? angry

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by deanoffaculty: 5:35pm On Aug 04, 2015

Daughterzion:
i go report u 2 am o. U think say mama chika no sabi maths?

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Abugab(m): 5:36pm On Aug 04, 2015

Should this be the case I will start putting my money in a giant kolo at home.
How can one work so hard to earn money and also work so hard to withdraw cum spend it?

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Anolue53: 5:39pm On Aug 04, 2015

Very easy, i go spoil the ATM

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by tosyne2much(m): 5:39pm On Aug 04, 2015

Nickymezor:
. Good question

It's because I'm mathematically deficient

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by bigzic(m): 5:39pm On Aug 04, 2015

This one is strrooong!!!

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by sonnie10: 5:39pm On Aug 04, 2015

Sue the bank.

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Achilies(m): 6:04pm On Aug 04, 2015

I will assassinate the Atm machine then go into the Bank hall and tell them there's no network in the Atm machine

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by awofe1: 6:04pm On Aug 04, 2015

Call d manager of dat bank to solve it first...

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by blakky97(m): 6:08pm On Aug 04, 2015

deanoffaculty:
I no go dey use ATM again. I go dash my bank the money and I go dey do daily contribution with 'Mama Chika'. At the end of the month, mama Chika no fit tell me say make I solve maths before I collect money.

mama chika go pack all una money go jand.

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Spybradd: 6:19pm On Aug 04, 2015

winetapper:
i go just commot ma card go anoda atm go withdraw money dem de beg shit smell ;d

DEM OLODO Plc..

grin

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by modified(m): 6:20pm On Aug 04, 2015

Oboy oooooo enough queue inside banks mhen

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by Femiskyrock: 6:30pm On Aug 04, 2015

Omo Na To they Use withdrawal Booklet Go Sure Pass

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by israelpalatoe(m): 6:34pm On Aug 04, 2015

Thank God. It did not say I should input the answer. I will press enter and withdraw. Sharp sharp

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by ajepako(f): 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2015

Or an ATM that tells you: Before withdrawing: Write a 500 essay on what you need the money for!

Or : Write 500 words on why I should dispense.. grin

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by xilixr: 6:56pm On Aug 04, 2015

The answer is too easy...this is differential xolanism. Just subtract the ammount you are. To withdraw from the ammount you would have withdrawn if you were bill gates. Dats x.

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by uswad: 6:58pm On Aug 04, 2015

I will tell the bank manager to give my money .

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by TINCAN(m): 7:28pm On Aug 04, 2015

Na to break d screen afta i remove my card angry

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Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by DANDONdGreat(m): 7:36pm On Aug 04, 2015

I'll be the first person to answer it and withdraw my money.

Thenyy I'll turn it to business:

If you want to withdraw your money. Come and meet me I will help u to answer the question or any question that the ATM machine may ask you. At the end we will share the money 70 30.

You willl collect 70. While I'll collect 30.

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by im0od(m): 8:10pm On Aug 04, 2015

they should put a camera to see each persons reaction.

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by UncleJudax(m): 8:23pm On Aug 04, 2015

winetapper:
i go just commot ma card go anoda atm go withdraw money dem de beg shit smell ;d

I believe he meant all ATMs. Read again!

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by rabbuy(m): 9:26pm On Aug 04, 2015

It asked me to solve for x without an answer space... So ill go ahead and just press enter
Many nigerians Will see this and freak out not noticing the essentials sometimes how detailed and observant you're may just be the test

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by jerrymej(m): 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2015

Trust Nigerians, they can smash that ATM.

Re: How Many Will Be Able To Withdraw Money If Atms Did This (photo) by tefund(m): 10:53pm On Aug 04, 2015

see calculus

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