Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,193,925 members, 7,952,724 topics. Date: Wednesday, 18 September 2024 at 10:22 PM

Zulu's Name In South Africa - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Zulu's Name In South Africa (6070 Views)

Is He The Dumbest Police Officer In South Africa? (pics) / How Did Xenophobia Start: In South Africa / Zulu Joke (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Zulu's Name In South Africa by RSA(m): 10:48am On Mar 20, 2009
Here it goes!!!

Zulus have done it again

Ever since mobile phone services were introduced in KZN some parents have named their children after some of the terms used by mobile services providers. According to Home Affairs stats some of the children born from 1993 when mobile services were introduced in the province (and the rest of SA) have the following names:

1. Network Madondo
2. Subscriber Zulu
3. Nokia Khumalo
4. Siemens Mdlalose
5. Motorola Buthelezi
6. Dial Magubane
7. Vodacom Mkhize
8. Call Later Ndlovu
9. Voicemail Ngobese
10 Simcard Makhathini
11 Scratchcard Mlaba
12 Talktime Luthuli
13 Send Ndebele
14 Paging Nyawose
15 Cellphone Mpungose
16 Message Gumede
17 SMS Mabaso
18 Phonebook Dlamini
19 Ringtone Khoza
20 MTN Shezi
21 Prepaid Zwane
22 Pay as you go Mfeka
23 Please Call Me Cetshwayo
24 Contract Mabaso
25 Charger Ngobese
26 Hands Free Tshabalala
27 Unavailable Masondo
28 Switchoff Mabuza
29 Sim-Rejected Hlongwane
30 Air-time Zwelithini
31 Internet Mthethwa
32 Server Mkhize
-----------hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Re: Zulu's Name In South Africa by jmkbond(f): 10:51am On Mar 20, 2009
u sure hu hu hu hu hu hu
Re: Zulu's Name In South Africa by RSA(m): 12:10pm On Mar 20, 2009
Yeah it's true,check the Identity document of one of them.

Re: Zulu's Name In South Africa by D1KeleVra(m): 1:30pm On Mar 20, 2009
lolol. Its a liiiieee! cheesy
Re: Zulu's Name In South Africa by aristole(m): 2:03pm On Mar 20, 2009
I see
Re: Zulu's Name In South Africa by D1KeleVra(m): 5:45pm On Mar 20, 2009
We all do! grin

(1) (Reply)

A Muslim Girl And A Christian Girl In A Pool / "only If It's Raining." / Funniest Jokes Ever. I Bet You ll Laugh Your Ass Out.

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.