Okay, someone sent this to me and i found it really funny, read on y'all

Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he;

refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him;

more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.



Naughty, Naughty !

What were you thinkin' ?


I know what you were thinking!








It is a dentist!!!

it kinda gave d wrong immpression. nice one and i wasn't thinking naughty thought i really did know it was d dentist.

What a mind i have!. NICE!!! Never heard the dentist type before.. The whole script thing is hot! nice.

you got me there i must confess...

well itz a very tricky tale or wud i say story
well as damygurl said it gave the wrong impression
but that was very creative of the author
i must say

I got y'all

My mind was thinking of something Hot!!!  I was imagining things. Jesus. I need to renew my mind.

haha..i heard dat before but it still keeps getting funnier lol..mukakaka..

dirty minds

@ PaypalGod, of course ur mind would wander *singin* i got u good

As if u weren't thinking the same.

wat a joke

That was nice

Seriously girl, i knew it was the dentist...................
i think I've seen summin Similar but i can't put my finger on it.
Anyway, the joke ROCKED!

That's cool

Heard one like that before, but it was about a ring...
All the same jolly good...

yea fabian, i got you

my mind was far

nice one

guessed 2ooo quickly
very nice 1 dere
i luv it

I think i shdnt say wat i was thinkin cos it was bad.I have to renew my mind just as paypalGod has said.
Nice one though.

i know i v heard this joke b4 but i was still thinkin smthg else.
wat an interestin joke.

i got it. that was cool

The dentist was the last person on my mind ....... I also forgot to assume that I was a girl. Something must be wrong with me!!!

@ Scorpio dat was a good one. i laughed out loud when i learned it was the dentist. can someone spank me? i was lil" naughty gurl

did anybody really think it was the dentist? if Yes you lie

i'm such a liar

no way i didnt think of the dentist at aallllll.
scorpio you got me good.

I never even thot dt it could be the dentist.My mind is far far frm d dentist.i guess u knw wat i was thinkin....

I was thinking.....Hmm...not gon say, well I was thinking....abt a virgin being disvirgined