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Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 7:58pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
Okay, someone sent this to me and i found it really funny, read on y'all Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he; refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him; more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty ! What were you thinkin' ? I know what you were thinking! It is a dentist!!! |
Re: Your First Time by damygurl(f): 10:55pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
it kinda gave d wrong immpression. nice one and i wasn't thinking naughty thought i really did know it was d dentist. |
Re: Your First Time by hotangel2(f): 11:09pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
What a mind i have!. NICE!!! Never heard the dentist type before.. The whole script thing is hot! nice. |
Re: Your First Time by jenny247(f): 11:41pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
you got me there i must confess... |
Re: Your First Time by Oracle(m): 11:55pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
well itz a very tricky tale or wud i say story well as damygurl said it gave the wrong impression but that was very creative of the author i must say |
Re: Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 1:24am On Oct 25, 2005 |
I got y'all |
Re: Your First Time by PaypalGod(m): 3:46am On Oct 25, 2005 |
My mind was thinking of something Hot!!! I was imagining things. Jesus. I need to renew my mind. |
Re: Your First Time by nike4luv(f): 4:09am On Oct 25, 2005 |
haha..i heard dat before but it still keeps getting funnier lol..mukakaka.. |
Re: Your First Time by casper(m): 4:38am On Oct 25, 2005 |
dirty minds |
Re: Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 4:39am On Oct 25, 2005 |
@ PaypalGod, of course ur mind would wander *singin* i got u good |
Re: Your First Time by hotangel2(f): 4:39am On Oct 25, 2005 |
As if u weren't thinking the same. |
Re: Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 4:40am On Oct 25, 2005 |
Re: Your First Time by hotangel2(f): 4:41am On Oct 25, 2005 |
Re: Your First Time by dovey(m): 8:09am On Oct 25, 2005 |
wat a joke |
Re: Your First Time by mckaycee(m): 9:18am On Oct 25, 2005 |
That was nice |
Re: Your First Time by fabian(f): 9:59am On Oct 25, 2005 |
Seriously girl, i knew it was the dentist................... i think I've seen summin Similar but i can't put my finger on it. Anyway, the joke ROCKED! |
Re: Your First Time by chum(m): 10:00am On Oct 25, 2005 |
That's cool |
Re: Your First Time by kelvin(m): 4:37pm On Oct 25, 2005 |
Heard one like that before, but it was about a ring... All the same jolly good... |
Re: Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 6:09pm On Oct 25, 2005 |
yea fabian, i got you |
Re: Your First Time by sweetnini(f): 6:43pm On Oct 25, 2005 |
my mind was far nice one |
Re: Your First Time by Rhodalyn(f): 2:32pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
guessed 2ooo quickly very nice 1 dere i luv it |
Re: Your First Time by christyne(f): 2:40pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
I think i shdnt say wat i was thinkin cos it was bad.I have to renew my mind just as paypalGod has said. Nice one though. |
Re: Your First Time by snowsdream(f): 3:58pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
i know i v heard this joke b4 but i was still thinkin smthg else. wat an interestin joke. |
Re: Your First Time by Rolly: 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
i got it. that was cool |
Re: Your First Time by Sesan2: 7:17pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
The dentist was the last person on my mind ....... I also forgot to assume that I was a girl. Something must be wrong with me!!! |
Re: Your First Time by tamia(f): 7:50pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
@ Scorpio dat was a good one. i laughed out loud when i learned it was the dentist. can someone spank me? i was lil" naughty gurl |
Re: Your First Time by tamia(f): 7:51pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
did anybody really think it was the dentist? if Yes you lie |
Re: Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 11:39pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
i'm such a liar |
Re: Your First Time by bagoma(f): 12:05am On Dec 09, 2005 |
no way i didnt think of the dentist at aallllll. scorpio you got me good. |
Re: Your First Time by Scorpio(f): 12:07am On Dec 09, 2005 |
Re: Your First Time by christyne(f): 10:58am On Dec 09, 2005 |
I never even thot dt it could be the dentist.My mind is far far frm d dentist.i guess u knw wat i was thinkin.... |
Re: Your First Time by Z4M4eva(f): 1:07pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
I was thinking.....Hmm...not gon say, well I was thinking....abt a virgin being disvirgined |
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