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Science Students Can Make Anything Happen. by babarazy: 7:30pm On Aug 13, 2015
Science students can make anything happen for 10marks. Prove PAPA=MAMA (10marks). Art students : 'abi won ti prove e ni'. Commercial students : it's very impossible. Science students: 'it's easy'. Pressure(P) =Force(f)/ Area(a). i.e p=f/a, .'. F = PA. (equatn.1) frm Newton 2nd law. Force( F) = mass(M) * acceleration(A ). .'. F = MA. (equatn.2). since both equations have same magnitude, we equate both sides, Therefore PA=MA. squaring both side gives (PA)^2 = (MA)^2. which gives PAPA=MAMA......Thank God I'm a Science student........ 10marks o gbodo waste abi nah?

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