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What Do I Tell My Mum by martinlooter(m): 9:29pm On Nov 21, 2015
My mum joined facebook last week and this evening she started complaining to me, she said: "Tomiwa this facebook registration dey chop money oh" "mummy I no understand... how?" I asked. She sighed and said: "Since wey I tell Nimah your sister to register me for facebook, na so-so money I dey spend"

I was confused, I didn't understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: "Oh ok,mummy na MB dey chop your money?". She raised eye brows and said: "ah tomiwa which one be MB na?

I hope say I no go pay for that one again oh, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again,your sister don talk say facebook say make I bring 5k for international facebook passport.

Tomiwa I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?".

Please what should I tell my mum right now?.
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum by sladimeji(m): 9:39pm On Nov 21, 2015
End time children...
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum by johnslick2: 7:28am On Nov 22, 2015
U av got a scammer as sister... All u need do is buy her a laptop together with modem so she can start doing it internationally..... No put sand sand 4 her garri 000ooo...
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum by martinlooter(m): 3:50pm On Nov 22, 2015
johnslick2:
U av got a scammer as sister... All u need do is buy her a laptop together with modem so she can start doing it internationally..... No put sand sand 4 her garri 000ooo...

Why will I encourage my sister to venture into fraud?

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