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You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian If She Does All These by seeteazain(m): 7:49pm On Aug 15, 2015
You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian...

When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every day.”

When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish you.

When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

If when you tell her you are going to a friend's place and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?"

When she asks you if the food is enough, and you reply no, and she says, "Come and eat her join."

When she tells you, "If I hear Peem, you will hear ween!"

When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.

When with one look she tells you, "You will get the beating of your life when you get home."

When you say, ''I want to die!" And she says, ''You will not die in Jesus name!"

When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

When you ask her to help you with your homework and she says, ''Go and meet your sister.'' You then say, ''So Mummy you don’t even know it.'' And she replies, ''It is your daddy’s family members that doesn't know it.''

When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nkor? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''.

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Re: You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian If She Does All These by Nobody: 7:52pm On Aug 15, 2015
seeteazain:
You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian...

When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every day.”

When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish you.

When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

If when you tell her you are going to a friend's place and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?"

When she asks you if the food is enough, and you reply no, and she says, "Come and eat her join."

When she tells you, "If I hear Peem, you will hear ween!"

When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.

When with one look she tells you, "You will get the beating of your life when you get home."

When you say, ''I want to die!" And she says, ''You will not die in Jesus name!"

When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

When you ask her to help you with your homework and she says, ''Go and meet your sister.'' You then say, ''So Mummy you don’t even know it.'' And she replies, ''It is your daddy’s family members that doesn't know it.''

When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nkor? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''.

You can add More Reasons Why your Mother is a Nigerian Below...

Cc royalroy
I love my Nigerian Mommas!
Re: You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian If She Does All These by Bobbyjay001(m): 8:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
Mummy is mummy anytime,anywhere. I love my mummy.
Re: You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian If She Does All These by MartineeVIP(f): 8:43pm On Aug 15, 2015
I can't stop laughing, lemme add mine
When you tell her you want to visit a friend, that will be the time she remembered you haven't make the dishes, when after eating you ask for extra plate she will ask if you have a geepee tank in your stomach or she will tell you to go to a stream and finish all the water there so that you can be filled. I love Nigeria mama's they rock.

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Re: You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian If She Does All These by Day169: 9:50pm On Aug 15, 2015
..My ribs r aching with laugher!
Refreshing post.

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