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Jokes Of The Day-pay and increase Teachers Salary Or Else... by Arrowman(m): 7:55pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
TEACHER: Who is d presidnt of Nigeria? CHILDREN: Barrack Obama TEACHER: Good. Who is the minister of defence? CHILDREN: Aliko Dangote. TEACHER: Correct. What is d capital city of Nigeria? CHILDREN: Sambissa Forest. TEACHER: Very good: who composed d Nigeria National Anthem? CHILDREN: 2face Idibia. TEACHER: Excellent. If the people of Nigeria are called Nigerians,hw would you call people 4rm Moscow? CHILDREN: Mosquitoes. TEACHER: Wow great: 2 plus 5 will give you? CHILDREN: 25. TEACHER: Perfect: you will all remain stupid like dis untill your government increases my salary...LOL NO TEACHERS NO NATION! 1 Like 1 Share |
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