Hello everyone! What’s up? So which one of you
don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come
here and form for me now ). Either way, for
people like us that use these
means of transportation frequently, here’s a list
of characters you find ever present in them:
1.
Assistant Drivers: These ones are usually in front
seats. You’ll
always hear them yelling at the driver saying,
“Take left! Overtake that guy!” Or, “Driver no
match brake na! Na him suppose stop for
you…”, or even, “Why you let am pass you?
Driver you too slow oooh!”. The annoying thing is
that if you let them drive the car, they’ll do
worse sef!


2. Assistant conductors: You find this
set poking nosing in the
“conductor’s” issues. You hear them saying
stuffs like, “Conductor u never give that woman
change for front”, or “Enter na, the bus dey go
Ojuelegba….”, or even “Conductor that man
change don pass oh!”.


3. The Argumentators : To
get them started, just say in a loud voice,
“See as this road be, its all GEJ’s fault….”. I
swear, that bus won’t hear anything again till u
get down. This set always come with 2 groups;
the defenders and the opposers and they never
agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or
football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.


4. The
Formers: This set always act like its their first
time in a
public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean
the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face
with a someone sits close to them, wear shades
(plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to
ask you, “pls how do you open the windows?”………
like seriously?


5. The Sleepers Crew: Once this
set finds a sit, they doze off. They are
ready to sleep through the journey (even when
paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final
bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and
over pay the conductors…so if u have missed
yours before, lemme see your hands up .


6. The
observers: I fall into this group . This set just plug
in earphones and watch quietly as the characters
above do their thing. They don’t talk….almost
invisible, sha just don’t step on their toes if u
know what is good for you.


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