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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by pato1(m): 10:40pm On Sep 01, 2015
Hmmmm everybody wit their habits of checking tins.... Some wouldn't border going to D board, I mean D big guys/Ladies.... They have aides who do dat 4 em... Introvert: are u really an Introvert?
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Behira(f): 10:41pm On Sep 01, 2015
kinglekan:

Personally I hate those who fall in category seven. These folks can be very annoying. Most times they find joy in spreading bad news.

If you get a call from them once the results have been pasted, its most likely they did better than you or they are calling to inform that you just had a carry over.

Despicable lots. undecided

cheesy No vex too much i feel ur pain

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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by queenfav(f): 10:45pm On Sep 01, 2015
Nice post @op..I am guilty of number 7.But I do that in the evening after I have checked mine.Many boasters were in my class back then in school,plus the ones wen dey even cover work for exam hall.I just needed to know their gpa!funny enough they were bagging most of the F's.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 10:45pm On Sep 01, 2015
No be lie grin I smiled all through yesterday even till today after checking my results...

At least without seeing two results yet, I've garnered 4.0 cheesy
Ah swear this semester go hot!
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 10:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
Teempakguy:
grin grin
I am number 7 by birth mehn.
Are you already in school or writing putme
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by tosyne2much(m): 10:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
[quote author=zonax post=37576092][/quote]

I was motivated to induce it into writing

Bro, I don't think there anything wrong with that construction. Though I stand to be corrected cos no one is an island
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by kinglekan: 10:54pm On Sep 01, 2015
Behira:
cheesy No vex too much i feel ur pain

Babe I nor vex ooo, but looking back to those days in skul, those folks were downright annoying.

They deserved to be punched multiple times on the face till they passed out. undecided

Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 01, 2015
herald9:

Are you already in school or writing putme
does it matter? cheesy
I have the habit already. cool
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Shegricho: 11:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
well in unilorin, its al different. Only you can see your own result on the portal.
Goto website >> type in matric number/ password >> check result >> shout hallelujah/hiss.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 11:05pm On Sep 01, 2015
Teempakguy:
does it matter? cheesy
I have the habit already. cool
It might be true... Your big head are full of many things.

Tell me, how do you ask so much questions? I want to borrow your head and torment these lecturers cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 11:24pm On Sep 01, 2015
herald9:

It might be true... Your big head are full of many things.

Tell me, how do you ask so much questions? I want to borrow your head and torment these lecturers cheesy
grin grin grin
My head is indeed full of many things. grin
But I'd bet yours has far more. wink

Oh! shocked you want to torment your lecturers, right?
You don't need my head for that though. So, I'll be keeping it. cool
Unfortunately, the best method I have is rather labour-intensive. sad

Read ahead of the class. lipsrsealed
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 12:14am On Sep 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
grin grin grin
My head is indeed full of many things. grin
But I'd bet yours has far more. wink

Oh! shocked you want to torment your lecturers, right?
You don't need my head for that though. So, I'll be keeping it. cool
Unfortunately, the best method I have is rather labour-intensive. sad

Read ahead of the class. lipsrsealed
Not tormenting per se. You see, asking them questions such as the ones you ask here might put them off balance, next time they become wary of you... Imagine if you get like ten of those questions in one lecture... grin

The problem is if I read ahead, I won't be reading to ask questions, cause I'll try to resolve any difficulties I run into in order to make sense of what I'm reading. So asking what you already sounds plain silly. The enthusiasm won't be there.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 12:25am On Sep 02, 2015
herald9:

Not tormenting per se. You see, asking them questions such as the ones you ask here might put them off balance, next time they become wary of you... Imagine if you get like ten of those questions in one lecture... grin

The problem is if I read ahead, I won't be reading to ask questions, cause I'll try to resolve any difficulties I run into in order to make sense of what I'm reading. So asking what you already sounds plain silly. The enthusiasm won't be there.
ooooh, I see. cheesy
Well, if you want to do that, you're going to have to ask them seriously wicked questions that will cause their brains to reset. grin

But first, ask yourself.
Ask, what if?
bout anything. Anything you observe. C'mon! You can do it! grin
I personally had a book where I write questions I've been asking myself. Some of them have been solved, some have not.
I usually present the questions to friends who are Good!
If they answer, I mark the question. If not, I put a star in front of it. So, I put a star for every person who can't answer it correctly after attempting it.
So, a question with twelve stars has had twelve of my brilliant friends cracking their heads over it to no avail. I grade the difficulty of each question.

Imagine asking a lecturer a twenty star question. shocked shocked shocked

The embarrassment sef will reboot his brain fast fast. grin grin

Or you could just take a shortcut and copy-and-paste freaking mind blowing questions from quora.com. lipsrsealed
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 12:34am On Sep 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
ooooh, I see. cheesy
Well, if you want to do that, you're going to have to ask them seriously wicked questions that will cause their brains to reset. grin

But first, ask yourself.
Ask, what if?
bout anything. Anything you observe. C'mon! You can do it! grin
I personally had a book where I write questions I've been asking myself. Some of them have been solved, some have not.
I usually present the questions to friends who are Good!
If they answer, I mark the question. If not, I put a star in front of it. So, I put a star for every person who can't answer it correctly after attempting it.
So, a question with twelve stars has had twelve of my brilliant friends cracking their heads over it to no avail. I grade the difficulty of each question.

Imagine asking a lecturer a twenty star question. shocked shocked shocked

The embarrassment sef will reboot his brain fast fast. grin grin

Or you could just take a shortcut and copy-and-paste freaking mind blowing questions from quora.com. lipsrsealed
Chai! grin grin
Thanks for the tips.... May your head grow bigger grin

I'm on quora already... Maybe I'll spend more time with them nowadays.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Justicealh3(m): 12:40am On Sep 02, 2015
Nima seki is aloud.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 12:42am On Sep 02, 2015
herald9:

Chai! grin grin
Thanks for the tips.... May your head grow bigger grin

I'm on quora already... Maybe I'll spend more time with them nowadays.
cheesy cheesy
I'll take the above metaphorically. cheesy

But really, I would like to meet you on quora. It's encouraging to have my fellow countrymen in such an intellectual environment.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 12:50am On Sep 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
cheesy cheesy
I'll take the above metaphorically. cheesy

But really, I would like to meet you on quora. It's encouraging to have my fellow countrymen in such an intellectual environment.
How do they check on people there? It's like I signed up with my Facebook or so.

Email?
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 12:53am On Sep 02, 2015
herald9:

How do they check on people there? It's like I signed up with my Facebook or so.

Email?
your presence name, actually. cheesy
The name that appears when you answer questions. I can search for it.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by herald9: 1:00am On Sep 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
your presence name, actually. cheesy The name that appears when you answer questions. I can search for it.
It's like Henry.
One topic. No time cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by bummyla(m): 2:19am On Sep 02, 2015
at one point in time I was all those student mentioned above! hahahahahahhahhah! http://www.bummyla.com
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 2:34am On Sep 02, 2015
Lol. The tension that comes with checking results is a big one o.
But it's high time the tertiary institutions make the results available online, or deliver each student's result by hand individually. Students should have some privacy in that regard.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by zonax(m): 3:10am On Sep 02, 2015
tosyne2much:


I was motivated to induce it into writing

Bro, I don't think there anything wrong with that construction. Though I stand to be corrected cos no one is an island

No offence. That's "un-english" sir.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by clockwise(m): 3:23am On Sep 02, 2015
I gbadun my school, for OAU, no pasting of results on any board except for few depts dat prefer to paste mid semester result for u to knw how to prepare for exam. Na for almighty 'eporta' u go see am.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by pragmatistm(m): 4:50am On Sep 02, 2015
Hmmmmm! Mostly true.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by mrable4real(m): 5:25am On Sep 02, 2015
grin grin
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by tosyne2much(m): 6:36am On Sep 02, 2015
zonax:


No offence. That's "un-english" sir.
So what's the correct statement ?
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Nobody: 6:43am On Sep 02, 2015
Cutehector:
Mh izdeedy oya show us ur results...



Joll yjoy as well

Even adeh39

grin grin

#Team number 2 cool
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by mezebel(f): 7:07am On Sep 02, 2015
11. Some bEgin vex for course rep wey chop their money for sorting

12. Some will sit up and curtail some friends

13. Some will say even LADY F wey no sabi anything cleared her papers. nawao!!!
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by pazienza(m): 8:01am On Sep 02, 2015
Lol!
Checking other people's result was my own o! There are some people you just had to keep tabs on.
Having a copy of the class matric numbers was necessary, because chances are, that other people had yours too.

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Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by Edipee(m): 8:52am On Sep 02, 2015
Mznaett:



Lol,,guy shebi u wan enter 1 chance?tongue Me na christian osad I no dey chop dia money aswearwink
I just hope so.
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by ElPhoche(m): 8:57am On Sep 02, 2015
Chartey:
Na for medical school people go gather for class from 9am dey wait for result wey dem go paste by 2pm. Class go full like sey na lecture but na just result people dey wait for.
My brother, I feel you. I just remembered June 24th when we were expecting our final MBBS result to be pasted. Even though, I had already been told that I passed, I needed to see it on the board. See Bobos waiting in front of the notice board.for like 3-4 hours. Immediately they pasted it and I saw my 3Ps, I shouted " Oshe"....Anyway, you kbow how MBs deh be nah, no be everybody shout like me oh...
Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by SamuelOjiulo: 9:02am On Sep 02, 2015
i know say u be their madam tongue

Mznaett:


Guy aswear,,your head dey dia wellagrin

e b lyk say na ur crew b dat owink

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