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Costly Mistake by tonyfred(m): 5:00pm On Sep 03, 2015
A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town. I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose. I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".

The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!

Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbour stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"

If you were the husband, what will you do?
Re: Costly Mistake by goodmorning40: 5:19pm On Sep 03, 2015
Wake up the dead wife
Re: Costly Mistake by tonyfred(m): 6:09pm On Sep 03, 2015
U aint Jesus pal
goodmorning40:
Wake up the dead wife
Re: Costly Mistake by emmchi(m): 7:52pm On Sep 03, 2015
Take mine pump action rifle and blow his fu**cking brains out. They both carry the same life imprisonment. grin

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Re: Costly Mistake by MrFweak(m): 10:49pm On Sep 03, 2015
lol....nah d neiqbour qo b next nw
Re: Costly Mistake by tonyfred(m): 10:56pm On Sep 05, 2015
emmchi:
Take mine pump action rifle and blow his fu**cking brains out. They both carry the same life imprisonment. grin
smileyBro u dey vex o. Na just common miss spelling

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