INTROVERT:
see confession... see what too much beans causes.

MISSNORA:
tell urs

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.

DeeTus:
Mine is also kind of bizarre and funny. It happened during my NYSC. My room is full of guys who were really nice and funny but one day we decided not to go for practice and locked our door.

After some minutes, military men was knocking at the door, then I knew we all are in hot soup. They started shouting open this door, my roommates were all panicking. Then I quickly "tired rappar", went straight to my bed and laid down.

But i was surprised when my roommates started calling my name. I was like "what the hell are you guys doing?"

Then the door was finally opened and my roommates were all saying please Sir, temper justice with mercy, the military men said "for where, for this camp? All of una dey craze"!!! Jesus! The kind of punishment these guys got that day, were all speechless when they came back.

I was just lucky. Simply lucky.

INTROVERT:
see confession... see what too much beans causes.

Ademat7:
parade days n man O war drilling

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.

Hahahahahahaha

Times like this, you'd wish the ground will open and swallow you immediately!

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.