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ginnie in the bottle by Nobody: 3:49pm On Oct 27, 2005
A man was walking along the beach and found a
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so
he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man
for letting him out. The genie said, "For your
kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have
always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been
able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships
make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a
road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No,
I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the
work involved with the pilings needed to hold up
the highway and how deep they would have to be to
reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the
pavement that would be needed. No, that's just too
much to ask."

The man thought for a minute and then told the
genie, "There is one other thing that I have
always wanted. I would like to be able to
understand women. What makes them laugh and cry,
why are they temperamental, why are they so
difficult to get along with? Basically, what
makes them tick?"

The genie considered for a few minutes and said,
"So, do you want two lanes or four?"
Re: ginnie in the bottle by hotangel2(f): 3:50am On Oct 28, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: ginnie in the bottle by PaypalGod(m): 7:02am On Oct 28, 2005
SO ITS HARDER KNOWING WHAT WOMEN WANT
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Nobody: 3:04pm On Oct 28, 2005
yeah..thats the message
Re: ginnie in the bottle by sliq(m): 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2005
Na wah oh!
Women are a course o their own.
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Scorpio(f): 5:50am On Oct 30, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy good one ariba
Re: ginnie in the bottle by bagoma(f): 8:35pm On Oct 30, 2005
yeah, this is funny. grin grin grin
Re: ginnie in the bottle by sweetnini(f): 9:29pm On Oct 30, 2005
hahahaha
good one
Re: ginnie in the bottle by fabian(f): 1:35pm On Oct 31, 2005
Hehehehehehehe! Very funny!
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Nobody: 1:59pm On Oct 31, 2005
women are difficult,they differ
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Oct 10, 2008
yeah they differ a great deal
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 11:41am On Oct 10, 2008
Waka Waka
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Oct 10, 2008
how u take knoe?
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2008
Ask me again
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2008
dont wish to ask u again, cuss even if i do u dont have an answer
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2008
incase you don't know, i have two answer tongue
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Oct 10, 2008
this info dey mad
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Scopium: 4:36pm On Oct 10, 2008
[size=13pt]I AM grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin on the floor[/size]
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 11:41pm On Oct 10, 2008
clemcykul:

this info dey mad


Thanks mate
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Bbeee: 1:55am On Oct 11, 2008
lmao
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ginnie in the bottle by dreday(m): 12:24pm On Oct 11, 2008
Women are so complex they don't even understand themselves.
God help the man who even dares to try to understand them.
Nice joke.
Re: ginnie in the bottle by krama(m): 2:26pm On Oct 12, 2008
Hmmn. . . great! cheesy
Re: ginnie in the bottle by richo(m): 2:36pm On Oct 12, 2008
lol that jinnnie na lazy guy cheesy
Re: ginnie in the bottle by stkris(m): 7:55am On Oct 13, 2008
grin grin
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Oct 13, 2008
lol

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