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ginnie in the bottle by Nobody: 3:49pm On Oct 27, 2005 |
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that's just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?" |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by hotangel2(f): 3:50am On Oct 28, 2005 |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by PaypalGod(m): 7:02am On Oct 28, 2005 |
SO ITS HARDER KNOWING WHAT WOMEN WANT |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Nobody: 3:04pm On Oct 28, 2005 |
yeah..thats the message |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by sliq(m): 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
Na wah oh! Women are a course o their own. |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Scorpio(f): 5:50am On Oct 30, 2005 |
good one ariba |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by bagoma(f): 8:35pm On Oct 30, 2005 |
yeah, this is funny. |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by sweetnini(f): 9:29pm On Oct 30, 2005 |
hahahaha good one |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by fabian(f): 1:35pm On Oct 31, 2005 |
Hehehehehehehe! Very funny! |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Nobody: 1:59pm On Oct 31, 2005 |
women are difficult,they differ |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Oct 10, 2008 |
yeah they differ a great deal |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 11:41am On Oct 10, 2008 |
Waka Waka |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
how u take knoe? |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
Ask me again |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
dont wish to ask u again, cuss even if i do u dont have an answer |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
incase you don't know, i have two answer |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
this info dey mad |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Scopium: 4:36pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I AM on the floor[/size] |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by MrInfo1(m): 11:41pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
clemcykul: Thanks mate |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by Bbeee: 1:55am On Oct 11, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by dreday(m): 12:24pm On Oct 11, 2008 |
Women are so complex they don't even understand themselves. God help the man who even dares to try to understand them. Nice joke. |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by krama(m): 2:26pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
Hmmn. . . great! |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by richo(m): 2:36pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
lol that jinnnie na lazy guy |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by stkris(m): 7:55am On Oct 13, 2008 |
Re: ginnie in the bottle by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Oct 13, 2008 |
lol |
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